• Hi I'm Captain Stupidity
    and I wasn't thinking.
    This problem we are facing
    is all my evil doing.

    Hello, I'm Chief Naive
    and I was on the loose.
    Why did I ride
    this ludicrous cruise?

    I'm Commander Insensitive
    and I was on strike.
    I wasn't careful enough
    and now my love, she doesn't like.

    Hi, I'm General Rock
    being the rock that I am.
    I didn't care about her.
    Now look where I stand.

    I, Master Insensible,
    is deeply apologetic.
    I really have these days
    that I become so pathetic.

    This is Major Loser
    saying: "I am so sorry.
    I know I was wrong.
    Could you please forgive me?"

    I know I'm Colonel Dense.
    I also know what i feel is true.
    Even though you're mad at me,
    I still truly love you.