• by Jillian Willis

    Dirty Gummy Bears

    Dirty gummy bears they taste so good,

    Dirty gummy bears they put in a drink,

    Made it slimy slushy green that makes your mouth go WEE!

    Dirty gummy bears is a childhood thing,

    Dirty gummy bears is a drink just for me,

    Brings back memories of the sandbox with glee.

    Smashing them between my fingers,

    Imagining their screams,

    Smiling at the fact the dirt goes smack.

    So dirty gummy bears I chew in fact.

    So no sympathy for these gooey bears,

    That falls in the sand,

    Dirty gummy bears how I love the crunchy gooey sensation in the mouth.

    Dirty gummy bears,

    Doctors think that's why I have the worms in the eye,

    Dirty gummy bears,

    Makes my tummy grumble and moan for more,

    Dirty gummy bears eating my insides,

    Dirty gummy bears shouldn't have been so mean too.

    Dirty gummy bears aren't so good when they are cutting you open,

    Dirty gummy bears are being cut out of me,

    Doctors screaming what the hell are these,

    Jumping ripping ears off,

    Funny thing is I should be asleep,

    Yet I'm witnessing all of these.

    So dirty gummy be