• Undead is a lowly term
    Zombie is just rude
    For if you call me it again
    Then you shall be my food.

    Leech is a bit nasty
    Vampire is impolite
    Say it just one more time
    And I'll decide to bite.

    Werewolf is a bit crude
    Dog is just not nice
    For if you decide to call me that
    Ill give you my case of lice

    Poltergiest is nasty
    Ghost is plain unkind
    Decide if you call me it
    You'll be haunted from your mind

    So im not a creature of the night
    Im as human as can be
    But call me just one of these names
    And see how nasty I can be.