• I got a PHD in lology
    A very happy thing, you see
    I deal out giggles endlessly
    With my PHD in lology
    Now Lology’s a study
    Of all things ha-ha-hee
    When you laugh till you can’t see
    Well, that’s because of lology
    I studied ever seriously
    Great jokes I read with glee
    I laughed and crowed till they gave me
    A PHD in lology