• If hair only grows in warm places,
    why does it grow on men's faces?
    why these terrors grow
    no one seems to know
    they catch falling food
    but they are really quite rude
    hair grows in weird places
    like arms and faces
    but not on the noes
    so why on the toes?
    I guess I'll keep wondering
    while razors keep lumbering
    I guess I wont know
    why those beards grow.