• How many people have I killed today?
    I don't know, how many people are reported missing?
    Madness, Chaos, Catastrophy, Pandamonium.
    All signs of someone like me in your presence.
    Without me, you're nothing, pathetic, useless, unwanted.
    Without you, I'd quit, disappear, bore myself to death.
    I don't want to kill you, I want to toy with you.
    She messed up again today, that pathetic, little, useless ditz.
    Then later on, she pulled the trigger on me!
    I was so proud.
    It was enfuriating.
    What am I becomming?
    She is my Harley Quinn, I'm her Mistah J,
    I pushed her out of a window, and realized I needed her help again so I gave her a flower and she forgave me.
    What an imbecile.
    I hate her.
    And yet...









    ...I Love Her....