• Hello my dear, I use to love you.
    Do you even remember my name?
    Oh no, no thank you.
    Tea would be fine, these cookies are delightful!
    I've come to say, im sorry for your fathers death,
    He must have been hated by many, no?
    For more then 10 men said they were his murderers,
    denying the fact he died from old age...
    What? Oh yeah, one sugar would do fine, thank you.
    Yes, I know, Ive heard it too,
    ...what do you mean hes not your father?
    You had sex with...! You bloody whore!
    Well good-bye now! Ahh! Keep your hands off me!
    For the love of god! Women these days,
    I must say, these cookies are marvelous!
    You mind if i take one more? Why thank you!
    With cookies like these no wonder your fat!
    I will be leaving now. *Door closes*