• I'd love you skinny. I'd love you fat.
    I'd love you like this and I'd love you like that.

    I'd love you hairy. I'd love you bald.
    I love when you're absent, but more when you've called.

    I'd love you rich. I'd love you poor.
    I love when you're talkative and when your words are fewer.

    I'd love you hip. I'd love you square.
    I'd love you here. I'd love you there.

    I'd love you stupid. I'd love you smart.
    Love your heart... and every other part.

    I'd love you a virgin. I'd love you a slut!
    I'd love you whatever the size of your butt!

    I'll love you whether your family is sweet or sour.
    I'll love you forever or by the hour.

    I'll love you single or divorced or a widow.
    Face it, toots! I love you, kiddo!

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