• One day I found a girl,
    Who's so very cheery.
    Turns out that it didn't work
    And now I tell my tale to you.

    And so I have found this sweetheart,
    Shes cheery, lovable and bold.
    But when I thought i found true love,
    She leaves me in the freezing cold.

    Why, oh why did she do this to me?
    What the hell have I done to her?
    Why, oh why did she leave me behind?
    Even though she shows sympathy...

    I know she despises me now,
    But everyone thinks I love her.
    I know she wants to slap me now,
    But let me say what I need to say!

    My realationship is a lie,
    I hope you fully understand now
    Just realize this, my caring friends:
    I am sick of living this lie!

    The day that she left me,
    With some skilled guitarist,
    I was greatly miserable,
    But I looked back at who I am.

    It was all probably my fault,
    That this relationship ended.
    I was way too dumb and clumsy,
    And I was to antisocial.

    Why, oh why am I silent and dumb?
    Why the hell am I pathetic?
    Why, oh why am I telling you this?
    Because the world can't understand...

    I know she despises me a lot,
    But everyone thinks I love her.
    I know she wants to slap me now,
    But let me say what I need to say!

    My relationship is a lie,
    I hope you fully understand now.
    Just realize this my caring friends,
    I am sick of living this lie!