• Before we get into this near the end of the song there will be lyrics in parentheses with either this: @ or this: * next to them. the @ means that the line is repeated over and over in the background and the * means that line is repeated a few times in the background under the lyric not in parentheses. to see how his corralates to the song go to the youtube video and go to the 4 minute mark. you'll also notice this is if you listen to the song as you read the lyrics which is recommended to help know how it's supposed to go. ^_^ sorry for the long disclaimer but it gets confusing if you don't know what the symbols in that part mean.


    oh whoa oh oh oh ooooh oho ho oohhh oh whoa oh twitching is not a dance
    oh whoa oh oh oh ooooh oho ho oohhh oh whoa oh twitching is not a dance

    blah blah zah zah zaah ah
    frah frah tah tah taah ah
    nah nah ma ha ha ha
    Sounds just like a trance
    [repeat 1 more x]

    This crappy music, spreads like a disease
    turning people, right into zombies
    can't get enough, they they they can't get enough.

    The annoying brats who have caught Gaga fever,
    should have to fight the girls who love justin bieber,
    that sounds like fun! ooh ooh ooh that sounds like fun!

    People think she is a man,
    hermaphrodite or just a tran,
    i think someone should tell her, twitching's not a dance

    I really wish this stupid craze would just end because twitching is not a dance
    she's dressed like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element, and trust me twitching's not a form of dance
    oh whoa oh oh oh ooooh oho ho oohhh oh whoa oh twitching is not a dance
    oh whoa oh oh oh ooooh oho ho oohhh oh whoa oh twitching is not a dance

    eh eh eh um ah ah, nah nah nah hahaha
    AH AH AH AH AAAAH! think i peed my pants

    Her influences definitely are seen,
    mix of Madonna, MJ, Bowie and Queen
    but if they sucked, in an alternate dimension where they sucked

    the fact that kids are singing her songs is sick
    cuz they all have vague innuendo for...kicks
    my hope is sunk, my hope for our future now is sunk.

    you'll download her on itunes (buck twenty nine each baby!)
    you'll watch her on youtube
    though she can't really even sing or dance

    scaring me with all her silly antics and doing strange motions with her hands,
    she gives me nightmares from her creepy makeup and costumes that have a lack of pants,
    oh whoa oh oh oh ooooh oho ho oohhh oh whoa oh this broad never wears any pants
    oh whoa oh oh oh ooooh oho ho oohhh oh whoa oh gotta be cold wearing just your underpants

    blah blah blah blah blaaah ah
    cha cha cha cha cha ah
    yah yah yah ah ah ah ah
    PUT ON SOME DANG PANTS

    Buy buy merch and tickets
    sing her songs until you get sick
    buy buy merch and tickets
    repeat all this crap til your sick
    buy more merch and tickets
    now you think you are really slick
    now go into hot topic
    get a job cuz this ain't free S*** baby!

    Not really that good, but she still is famous
    fans think something is wrong with all the rest of us
    sound deep when she says the same thing but in french
    donde esta any hint of talent?

    (gal ain't got no talent , no ain't got no talent)@
    (oh oooh whoa oh oh oh oh oh ohhoh twitching and falling does not equal dance)*
    Where's all her talent?

    (gal ain't got no talent , no ain't got no talent)@
    (oh oooh whoa oh oh oh oh oh ohhoh twitching and falling does not equal dance)*
    Where's all her talent?

    (gal ain't got no talent , no ain't got no talent)@
    (oh oooh whoa oh oh oh oh oh ohhoh twitching and falling does not equal dance)*
    Where's all her talent?

    Put on some dang pants!

    Her little monsters will probly kill me for this
    but she's the reason that we have kesha.
    no real ability but has that new "edge"
    i'm afraid to think of what could be next


    oh whoa oh oh oh ooooh oho ho oohhh oh whoa oh she looks like something from Mortal Kombat
    oh whoa oh oh oh ooooh oho ho oohhh oh whoa oh twitching is seriously not a dance

    HA HA HA HA HAAH HA HA HA HA HAAH
    HA HA HA HA HAAH AH now put on some pants.