• Little gooey rice cake.
    Well, not actually rice.
    It's more of a beany thing.
    That I got in a Japanese store.
    You see, every time I went there
    I would look at that rice cake.
    Well not actually rice.
    More of a beany thing.
    And I wondered what it would taste like.
    This rice cake.
    Well not actually rice.
    More of a beany thing.
    So I bought it this last time.
    Wondering what it would be like.
    Savoring it in my mind.
    Fascinated by the cute little wrapping.
    Unwrapping this wrapping of the rice cake.
    Well, not actually rice.
    More like a beany thing.
    And I took a bite.
    And it was gross.