• According to you I'm stupid, I'm useless

    I can't do anything right

    According to you I'm difficult, hard to please

    Forever changing my mind



    I'm a mess in a dress, can't show up on time

    Even if it would save my life

    According to you, according to you



    But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible

    He can't get me out of his head

    According to him I'm funny, irresistible

    Everything he ever wanted



    Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it

    So baby tell me what I got to lose

    He's into me for everything I'm not

    According to you



    According to you I'm boring, I'm moody

    And you can't take me any place

    According to you I suck at telling jokes

    'Cause I always give it away



    I'm the girl with the worst attention span

    You're the boy who puts up with that

    According to you, according to you



    But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible

    He can't get me out of his head

    According to him I'm funny, irresistible

    Everything he ever wanted



    Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it

    So baby tell me what I got to lose

    He's into me for everything I'm not

    According to you



    I need to feel appreciated

    Like I'm not hated, oh no

    Why can't you see me through his eyes?

    It's too bad, you're making me dizzy



    But according to me you're stupid, you're useless

    You can't do anything right



    But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible

    He can't get me out of his head

    According to him I'm funny, irresistible

    Everything he ever wanted



    Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it

    Baby tell me what I got to lose

    He's into me for everything I'm not

    According to you, you

    According to you, you



    According to you I'm stupid, I'm useless

    I can't do anything right