Every so often, I have an opinion on something that, despite my open-minded nature, I just don't feel anyone should disagree with me on. Of course, saying that is not very friendly and is likely to make me quite a few enemies. So here's where I will tuck them all, as I think of them.
And you don't get to argue.
NOTE: Many of these will be unreasonable ranting and shouldn't be taken seriously.
7/25/06: Sad endings are poor endings. It's pointless and stupid to tell a story and have it end sad. It is not satisfying or entertaining. Rather, it is a cop-out and shows a lack of originality.
7/25/06: It should be Family Video, or any video rental place's duty to make sure tapes and DVDs are fit to be played. Having to drive back to the store to get a free replacement is not enough compensation. If I sit down to enjoy a movie, get 40 minutes into it and have the thing start skipping, I would also enjoy reimbursement for gas money, free candy from the counter, and the choice to, if I am in the mood, turn the broken DVD into tiny shards and embed them in the manager's flesh at strategic points on their body of my choosing.
7/26/06: Homophobes should be strung upside down by their little toes with electrically-charged barbed wire and screwed with moldy cucumbers.
7/27/06: People who use "gay" as an insult get a gentler punishment. They are hit with a nail from a nail gun every time they do it until they learn to stop.
7/28/06: Pirates beat ninjas. Always.
7/29/06: Everyone should know the words to Bohemian Rhapsody. Eskimos in Alaska, pygmies in Africa, aborigines in Australia.
7/30/06: Something Awful IS something awful and should disappear from the Internet and its users should get a life that doesn't involve fragging image boards and bashing innocent fandoms.
7/31/06: GD stands for General Dumbassery. It's a perfect forum for people who are such losers they need to resort to vague sarcasm and petty, shallow insults to boost their own stunted egos.
8/16/06: FMA is overrated crap. It doesn't get any more complicated than that.
8/18/06: And "Because of You" by Kelly Clarkson or whoever is a bad, horrible song that should be stricken from the universe and the memories of everyone in it. Even the leftover radio waves radiating out in space left over from broadcasts.
8/21/06: "lol" is not a form of punctuation.
8/31/06: People who are anti-love and think emotions are useless and spout bullshit about it should be beaten with pool sticks, covered in honey and hung from light posts during rush hour. That'll make them feel some emotion.
10/15/06: Kill Bill sucks. Yes it does. It is not provocative, it is not artful, and it is not intelligent. It's bloody eye candy.
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