Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

Stumpy: Abbey, after eating all that candy fell into a deep sleep...
Abbey: I think I'll stay up and watch the stars for tonight. Im too bored to sleep.
Stumpy: AHEM. ABBEY fell into a deep sleep.
Abbey: AHEM AHEM I WATCHED THE ******** STARS.
Stumpy: Umbridge *glares*
Abbey: Hey, atleast my name doesn't scare little children
Stumpy: Fine, have it your way...*cries*
Abbey: *after hearing all this loudness, she finally falls asleep* ZZzzz
Stumpy: It's 7'oclock! Wally, time to wake up!
Abbey: *scolding* What?! Huh...who the hells wally?...
Stumpy: My imaginary friend.
Abbey: Whatever...*stretches out* Im hungry.
Stumpy: Well, theres some um...*sighs* why dont you just drive to mcdonalds?
Abbey: Yes, I would like a large order of pancakes for 35 cents, seeing thats all there IS in the car!
Stumpy: Oh okies...ehh...
Abbey: *pointing at something walking by* PRETTY POODLE!
Stumpy: Hehe! Thats not-
Abbey: YOU DUMBASS! *rapes the windows but theres no way out* ITS PRETTY POODLE! PURTY WAN WAN ELEVEN!
Stumpy: -a poodle. That's Osama Bin Laden. _._
Abbey: Omg, can you just shut up, and realize it's a POODLE OF THE PRETTYS?!!
Stumpy: *pointing at what appears to be Osama* Poodles don't have beards, and Osama is wearing one!
Abbey: That's hair silly! Poodles have hair. Dork.
Stumpy: FINE..It's...I mean, HE is a pretty poodle.
Abbey: DOOD. It's female.
Stumpy: Your telling me, Osama Bin Laden Pretty Poodle doesn't have any Chitty Chitty Bang Bangs?! *sobs* INSANITY!
Abbey: It's not poodle. It's POOODEL. Get it right, molestor.
Stumpy: Are you calling me, wonder boy, a molestor?
Abbey: Damn straight I am, MOLESTOR. *smirks*
Stumpy: THat's my name *grins*
Abbey: You should be in a wheelchair, maimed, with no legs! *hit's the windows with her fist, seeing how shes in an outrage* With tubes running up and DOWN YOUR a**!!
Stumpy: But I already do. *appears in a wheel chair, with tubes*
Abbey: DIE!!! *rams the car into stumpy, making him fly out of his wheel chair* ******** YOU...YOU MOLESTOR!
Stumpy: TEAM MOLESTOR IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN! *shine*
That is all of tonights episode. Stay tuned to find out more later on in the week!