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1.) Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver
2.) The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas
3.) Man invented language to satisfiy his deep need to complain
4.) God creates dinosaur. Meteor kills dinosaur. God creates man. Man resurrects dinosaur. Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the earth.
5.) Time stands still for no man . . . unless he casts Stop
6.) I have a cape. I make ******** woosh noises.
7.) In Slovakia a daisy is a symbol of death, have a daisy everyone!
8.) If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
9.) Nobody dies a virgin. Life screws us all.
10.) I made you a cookie but i eated it.
11.) You eated my cookie?
12.) Prossessing ... Attempting to give a damn ... Upload failed ... Damn not given
13.) EudMaCAtIoN Learn me a book.
14.) "Sir! We are surrounded!" "EXCELLENT! We can attack in any direction!"
15.) Happiness can subside, but frustration never lets go.
16.) The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
17.) If only you had a heart . . . .
18.) Thou shalt not park here.
19.) Your mother was a hamster, and you father smelled of elderberries!
20.) "I think I'll cut the blue wire."

Everyone please comment! blaugh
wink Most of these quotes may be quite familiar, and some new
As for #'s 19 and 20 that is for you guys to decide!
Comment with a freaking awsome quote and out of those comments i'll put up the 2 best ones out of the litter.
ENJOY! biggrin