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I like cheese... >.> And since I don't want to seem totally sceptical on my ideals towards being 'femme' allow me to convey my stupdity here! My space! *Laughs to self...* Myspace... -w- Sorry... It's 1:39 am right now and I'm running on pure coffee, vodka, and Redbull! Because Redbull gives you wings~! That was the stupidest marketing ploy ever. o-o People do understand if you have wings then:

: The commercial where the use a scene from 'Man Friday' pissed me off gravely as well, I mean really! I bet half the people who saw that commercial were thinking Duh... Hahah, his name's Friday and the fat guy just threw their means of survival away even though that can is merely 98% sugar and was most likely going to have a rush of cortisol effect once the glucyagon began diminishing! seriously! My bad, my bad... The media NEEDS idiots and idiots NEED the media.

So, I want to track how long entries take me to type when I'm trying to type quietly to avoid my parents knowing I'm on the computer and refusing to take me to Border's and that ew library that just opened up. To avoid any complications I shall post the time!

1:47 A.M.

I'm sitting with Cocoa in my lab and she's trying to suck on my leg because she thinks I have milk... I'm not zoosexual, hun. o-o Anyways! Today was same as usual, I got up did all the chores, harassed my mother to drive me to school where on the way again she continued on her rampage of how disgusting my sexuality is, go figure, eh? I get over to the curb of the school and open the door to walk out, turning around I think to myself 'I'm going to tell her: "Mother! if you can't accept what I am the screw it, just stop going on it. You constantly bring it up when you tell me to never say anything about it! I understand you grew up in a different era and that's fine n' dandy but this is the 21st mother! Things change, people change, what about the friggin cousins?! They're sluts, hookers, morons, etc. At least with me I won't be getting knocked up at the age of 14! Yea, I had it all set, I was finally going to take a stand. Turning around to do my speech...

I trip on my shoelace which I failed to tie while at home, fall flat on my face, thank cheese I had Wuvem my teddy bear stuffed down my pants, that broke my fall... o-o During all this though, my mother didn't hesitate to speed away ignoring me and forgetting to give me my lunch money. _._

From then on out everything gets better, I think...

1:54 A.M.

I go to my classes, the bell rings so I head to 1st period, it was a green even day.

SN: Why the hell does Hoover have those green/white titles for even and odd days? Why not have black, yellow, blue? Friggin' racist! >< What is the point of the meaningless crap they provide for us over and over again at that high school?! The only thing I've learned so far is don't do crack! o-o

Oh wait, I didn't start with the Winter Wonderland of flyers for the concerts, huh? Well when I got to school and recovered from my mishap I started walking down the Gym corridor and came to a ahlt when I saw a bunch of shiny things. Essentially this was my thought: 'SHINY THING, SHINY THING!'. In aspiration and joy I run around looking at all of them. They're like 4 x 8 little plastic card flyers sponsoring the concerts: MCR, The Used, and 30 Seconds to Mars were the only ones I remembered. Throughout the whole morning you saw countless people chucking them around and janitors with no more optimism that the trees in the cool breeze collecting and disposing of the flyers! XD Reminded me of the Boston incident that happened just last week! I tried thorwing one but it ended up smacking me in the face as it sumersalted up and came straight down, thank cheese no one saw...

Back to the 1st period! Mr. Nijihawn (sp?) doesn't show up since he's at some meeting or something, I don't know. But soon one of the security guards and I forgot the other guy but I believe he's the VP (I tend to stick to my own world so I neglect to learn about the school and it's attendees)show up and let us into the classroom. A sub comes in after the VP sits pondering and trying to persuade others to help him teach math till the sub comes in. The sub was great and very informative! XD However, during the period I had a book out. 'Wise Highs: How to Thrill, Chill & Get Away From It All Without Alcohol or Other Drugs' this picked up the intrest to a rather lovely lady, Crystal. Otherwise on Gaia, known as LovleyCrystal. Great personality and superb skills in math! XD

Well, she flips through the book and finds a passage labeled 'Palm Kissing'. I tend to read in chronological order so I have yet to read the very content but she summarized it for me, here was the summerization:
"It's interlocking your hands together and thinking about close moments and embraces. It's basically sex buth with your hands and mind!"
: Normally I am WAY more mature but I laughed my a** of on this! XD Through the whole period she kept holding her hands up and saying "hey hey, let's have sex!". That and the argument on who was a bigger n00b. >.>

For the sake of me:


Oooh! Who told you there was a vertical line?! Who?! That's right biotch, me! Oh yea, take that! *Ahem* Luffs! XD No but seriosuly, LovleyCrystal is a friend to die for and she's the sweetes person you'll ever meet. ^-^ Plus... Free math homework help! >D

Well, through 1st and 3rd period it was all basically the same with her! It was funny, but what wasn't funny was when we recieved news that Ms. Swanson's kitty-witty had been put down... Crystal being the sweetie she is got us all to sign a card for Ms. Swanson so yay! XD



Thro lunch I headed to the library and saw these cute little paper bag brown puppets and started messing with them...

1) Cupid had a really big tongue for all the more loving... o-o
2) Venus was the most beautiful of all, right? Where were the boobs then?
3) Weren't most myths told with the characters being nude?
4) The women looked like they had scrotal sacs for lips... O.O

... Anyways, that was a fun past time! XD

After lunch I headed to the locker rooms for 5th period, gym. I made contact with the door and my locker door, go me... I think I played it off pretty well!

*Bending down to put shoes on for P.E.*
SLAM!
Me: Oh friggin' cheesus! Oh my...
*Hits knee on stone ledge*
Me: Oh my god!! It was already bruning!

All this because my stupid lock wouldn't let me inside! Limping I make it to class late! >< We're still playing badmiton (sp?) and the stupid birdie keeps hitting me in the face and whenever it does come near me I can't prevent my compuslive squeaking sound that I do whenever I get provoked, sneeze, or someone pokes my sides...



Crawling to my locker once again my stupid lock refuses my entrance! Whatever, I open it but only half way through and that's when I started hacking because the girls don't understand that your boyfriend wants to kiss you! YOU! Not the bloody friggin' polution/insecticide you're trying to eliminate the whole locker room with! Thank cheese, I got out as soon as possible!

At home my dad opens the door I come in, everything's normal till I fall asleep through some movies and miss 'Scrubs'! *Weeps* When I wake up no one's at home. Now I know I tend to isolate myself but once I reach my solitude for some reason I chide away and become needy for someone to be around. Mum and dad come home from picking up my little sis and manage to catch me in a corner rocking back and forth stroking Wuvem's head. _._

After everything's okay I got back to sleep and wake up now to find myself typing, drinking, and now continuously to have the urge to want to take a long wiz but everytime I get there I stay in there for five minutes taking a piss. -.-;;; Welpers, off to take another piss, later 'gator~!

Hahah... 'Gator... -w-