You ignore the partially subdued?
Naturally they say this makes you
Ignorant. And you say I should not intrude?
How bluntly you can huff a blaze,
Yet that’s nothing compared to how easily you
Puff a haze!
I mock you not, how dare you assume!
Perhaps it’s high time, I allow you to resume?
Take haste in your upheaval.
I fret my times far past it’s revival.
(Shitty as ever, but hey it’s pretty late at night and all I’ve had today is a parfait and a Sobe that I’m currently working on devouring. You try writing something of interest in this condition.)
Naturally they say this makes you
Ignorant. And you say I should not intrude?
How bluntly you can huff a blaze,
Yet that’s nothing compared to how easily you
Puff a haze!
I mock you not, how dare you assume!
Perhaps it’s high time, I allow you to resume?
Take haste in your upheaval.
I fret my times far past it’s revival.
(Shitty as ever, but hey it’s pretty late at night and all I’ve had today is a parfait and a Sobe that I’m currently working on devouring. You try writing something of interest in this condition.)
Haul out the cranberry juice and eggnog~! Get those air fresheners by the dozen out at Costco or Wal-Mart, because guess what’s around the corner? That’s right, Christm-… Err, what, you’re saying it’s not ‘Christmas’? Oh, that’s right, forgive me for neglecting to double-check the calendar! Today is 420! (Pronounced four-twenty for those unaware of the so-called significance to this belated ‘holiday’) I bet a few of you are just overjoyed and boasting with glamour today, huh? Oh, sorry… [/sarcasm][/bitchiness] There we go, so let’s start over, huh?
To clear some misconception, allow me to start over, hm? Thank you so very much for bestowing that much upon me~! Now then! ‘420’ is now considered a national holiday, for those who object: find a local stoner near you and start asking a few question about this ‘420’. Don’t act as if you’re interrogated them though, Hades knows they’ll become startled and jolt the very minute you turn your back in order to escape imminent capture for substance abuse. However, casually approach the specimen and ask a few questions, if you’re far too feeble for this task then you can just take my word on it or search the internet yourself, you can trust the internet… *Pets internet* Yes, yes… That’s right Bessy, we’ll take over the world as soon as we gain their trust and credit card numbers!! Oh, my, I said that too loud, didn’t I? Well, back onto subject! Since we’re trusting the internet so much I suggest you conduct any research of ‘420’ online rather than offline in textbooks, because here’s some hardcore piece of advice:
NO textbooks seems to have any information of this subject, y’know? You’re best go is with the urban dictionary; which can be found around here! Have fun, and for those wondering, basically what I’m writing currently right now is a brief summary of the contents found in that site, so props to Urban Dictionary. That’s the other thing, the main reason you won’t find information on ‘420’ in any sophisticated textbook is because it’s slang and originated among a small group of adolescence. Another bit of information that you’ll find rather interesting is that linguistic studies chide away from subject befalling along inappropriate language. Language, although and art of intangible boundaries seems to fall short of the widely appraised ‘art is what the people make art out to be’. Too bad, huh? Well, take ease, a few of the dictionaries around have been holding conferences in order to set ground rules for adding the four-lettered discomforting words to the listings with the added bonus of the definition!! Yay, let’s have some meaning to the word that’s spelt F-U-C’mon you should know I won’t go that far as to explain myself! XD
So ‘420’ never held any real meaning to the world, except for a few twelve to thirteen kids around a little ol’ school, y’know? After the duration of time evolution seems to have punctured it’s presumed atmosphere and entered a category on a totally new level! Well, perhaps not so much as new, huh? Considering it still deals with the interactions between humans and their communication, got it memorized? (*SQUEE* The hawt a** Axel comes to life!) It infests the nation, as any other substance seems to have done with our nation: booze, cigars, pr0n, peanut butter. Can I get something out of my system? Besides testing the purges of the stupidity involving slang: ‘420’ is supposed to be smoking pot at 4:20, don’t ask me when exactly! I wouldn’t know… I’m aware it seems like I’m on a constant rampage on euphoria of drugs, and candy, and cyanide, and candy, and lithium and candy! However, sadly to report, I don’t do drugs… *Emo* People have strewn the meaning of ‘420’ and have now announced it as being April the 20th to which we all light our bong and say ‘HELLO!’ to happy hour.
pr0n!
Yea, I definitely need a hobby, wouldn’t you agree? Let’s stray from this subject… The reason I explain the meaning of this world-renowned day is because how some people are too horrified to do such an unthinkable act! Not only that but to rant about how some moron drinks a large mass of booze in the early hours of school and starts to blow chunks; becoming the biggest news in the school gossip column throughout the day. I’m that screwed up that I’m about to attack a dog when it’s down!
To compensate for the unwillingness to do the actual dirty deed people tend to associate ‘420’ with booze in general along with the marijuana. This seems a bit odd considering peer pressure should convince you to do either otherwise; to stick to tradition I would presume they push you into the drug option. I shall be compassionate for today, I won’t bash this young girls head in considering I’m sure she’s having more than enough fun having her stomach pumped and drinking that icky black liquid that I assume tastes as charcoal? All I have to type is: how stupid are adolescences going to become before the school has to start treating us like kindergartens and giving us diapers to protect our poor bottoms from being covered in rash?
