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Chapter Two
"Naruto you idiot!” Sasuke yelled.
"I didn't know the fire would spread this fast!” Naruto nervously.
"Now what are we supposed to do? There is no water around and we spent all our chakra in training today."
"PEE ON IT!” Naruto yelled
"NO!"
"WE HAVE NO CHOICE! IT'S GETTING BIGGER!"
"fine"Sasuke said awkwardly.
They pulled down their pants and began to...urinate...everywhere on the fire.
"I'm all out!" Naruto yelled.
"Me too."
"THE FOREST IS ON FIRE, THERE'S NO ONE AROUND, WE'RE GOING TO DIE, AND NOW IT SMELLS BAD gonk ." Naruto screamed. He began to run around yelling at the top of his lungs.
Suddenly something flew over their heads. A figure leaped off the flying beast. The silhouette of a human lifted its arms, as if about to conduct an ensemble. The flames flew about, making Sasuke squint. All of a sudden, a butch of water began to splash around, puting the fire out. The ground was steaming. Sasuke looked at the figure emerging from the brume.
"Sasuke-bozu, is that you?" it yelled felicitously. The figure came into clear view, bolting toward him.
"Ryu-sama, is that you?"
Ryu stopped dead."Oh my god! What are you doing?" she vociferated, ensconcing her eyes with her hands.
Sasuke quickly pulled his pants up, while turning as red as a tomato."Ok that was really awkward."
"Now i can give you a great big hug!" Ryu said embracing him."Sasuke-bozu, look how much you have grown! I missed you my little brother."
"Need... air," Sasuke wheezed
"Oh sorry, hahaha sweatdrop "
Sakura and Naruto just looked at the scene. They have never seen Sasuke so happy. It was like seeing a family member for the first time in years. Yes, that's exactly what it was like.
Sasuke dazed out...
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" I'll have to leave now, Sasuke-bozu."Ryu said quiescently
"Why, your all that I have now."
"Oh Sasuke-bozu," she said with tears beginig to form," don't make this even more hard for me than it already is. I told you i need to do some extensive research. Besides, I'll only get in your way, I would be babying you so much, you couldn't properly train to beat your brother."Ryu blinked the tears away. She ruffled up his hair and than kissed his forehead. Than she turn and hopped onto Tsubasatora and waved goodbye. "Farewell Sasuke-bozu, Ill come back, I promise!"
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"Sasuke-bozu?!Yoohoo?Anybody home?" Ryu said knocking on his head.
"What?!"
"You just sort of blanked out. Anyway, I'm going to check out the village. Anyone need a ride?"
"No we're training. This is a test for if your stranded in the middle of a forest" All three said.
"No!"A shadow leaped from a tree. It was Kakashi."If your stranded in the middle of a forest, and someone asks you if you need a ride, TAKE IT!"
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After returning everyone to the village, Ryu and Tsubasatora went to their old house on the cliff."Man," Ryu said,"this place is so derelict." She opened the door to the messiest house anyone has ever seen. " Tsu-tsu-kun, i know its been a long day, but we have to clean this place up. I cant live in a place like this.
"I don't see what is so bad about it. sure its a little dusty, but that can wait untill tomarrow." He said as a family of rats scattered from their feet. Than as they continued further into the house there were mushrooms growing all about the place.
Ryu looked at him raising an eyebrow and smirking. "Ok, you don't have to clean, you lazy kitty. As long as you pick up behind yourself from now on. Deal?"
Tsubasatora lifted his paw as if to shake on it. "No thumbs."
"What?! Don't give me that excuse!"
"You humans always make things for thumbanoids."
"That's because humans have thumbs!"
"Nuh-uh, what if they were cut off by...canibals on unicycles?"
"What? That doesn't happen."
"Says you!"
Mean while in some place that look dramatic when the wind blows just right.
"You can hear their muffled arguement through the night," a figure said."Nothing seems to have changed. This will be easier than i expected.
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