• Cookies or No Cookies

    Written by Pete Hollett.


    Santa us the one children love.
    Santa is as graceful as a white dove.

    Children wait for him Christmas Eve night,
    When their family's are out like a light.

    Although hes fat and always eats cookies,
    He has a secret even the elves don't know.

    He children squirmed when they knew,
    Even the doctors didn't know what to do.

    All the children, adults, and babies cried themselves to sleep,
    for Santa would not be there to bury them deep.

    For is Santa's dream for making kids happy over already?!
    For not, Santa will not die. Don't be upset, for God is real in despite.

    Santa worried and grumbled,
    and stumbled into a book.

    The cover read 'Medical Magical Book'.
    He picked it up, wondering if he should look,

    But he did! and he heard a rumble,
    For that rumble even made him stumble!

    God appeared to him that night,
    holding a bottle with all his godly might.

    He handed it to Santa, then disappeared.
    So Santa drank it, and then suddenly lite up with fear.

    He was better! More cookies for him,
    it was wonderful to have back saint nick!

    Merry x-mas!!