• This is the tale
    of jolly saint nick
    gather 'round children,
    dont make a sound


    He got in his hot rod
    stepped on the gas
    fell through the floorboard,
    then skinned his a**

    He rushed to the hospital
    they treated the bruise
    bandaged it up,
    just like a noose.

    sometimes you still hear
    the BUMP! ow OW OW
    the sound of kris kringle
    (butt's still hurting him now)