• The cows in Gaia say "Ho Ho Ho"
    And Santa Claus goes "Moo"
    Experiments all gone awry
    Have left us feeling blue!

    Red Bino drinks may give us fins,
    But something's just not right,
    Zurg Energy Drinks leaving people
    Feeling green throughout the night!

    Crazy things are happening here,
    Ron Bruise's running in just his britches,
    Smooth Jazz, evolving items come and gone
    As for the Zurg, they're still in stitches!

    Now zOMG is springing forth
    As for G-corp, nobody really knows
    Perhaps we'll learn the truth of it yet
    Before 2008 comes to a close.