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Name:Jean-Paul Gonzalez<br />
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B-Day:9/28<br />
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Likes:animals, cars, basketball, anime [obviously], rock music of all kinds<br />
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dislikes:noobs, bean burritoes DX<br />
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lives:Orlando,FL<br />
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Talents:bass guitar playing, imitting tobi and near, eating cheese 8D, farting in general xD<br />
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MY TACO FOOL! D<<br />
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DUCKEY! 8D<br />
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NOW HAVE A GOOD DAY!<br />
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ITS THE COOKIE MONSTER :0 <br />
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PSS: IF U JUST WENT ALL THE DOWN U R PROBALY A REDNACK OR A NOOB! >3<br />
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JK! >D<br />
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(y deidara hates tobi)<br />
deidara: tobi wat happened 2 my car un?<br />
tobi: idk<br />
deidara: u drove it last night un :l<br />
tobi:well uhhhhhhhh<br />
deidara: TELL A******E UN >:O<br />
tobi: i got some prostitutes and they stole it<br />
deidara: WAT UN!!!!!!!! I SHOULD F**KING KILL U UN!<br />
tobi: y O-O<br />
deidara: CAUSE THE CAR COST 100000000000000000000000.5 GOLD UN! *chokes tobi*<br />
tobi: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
konan: wtf r u guys doing<br />
deidara: NOTHING UN!<br />
konan: DONT MAKE ME COME IN THERE!<br />
deidara: ok tobi got my car stolen un T^T<br />
tobi: DID NOT<br />
deidara: DID 2 UN<br />
tobi biggrin IDNT<br />
deidara:YESH U DID<br />
konan: *hold both by throat* TOBI U APOLOGIZE 2 DEIDARA AND DEIDARA U APOLOGIZE 2 TOBI!!!!!!!!! OK?!<br />
deidara: tobi im sry i choked u un<br />
tobi: im not sry that i got your expensive car stolen by prostitutes<br />
deidara: SONOFAB***CH UN!<br />
(chases tobi) <br />
THE END!<br />
wat happens 2 naruto,hinata,shikamaru,neji,sai,sakura,gaara,temari, kabuto , and tobi if they gets drunk?<br />
naruto: pees in other ppls ramen<br />
hinata: rapes naruto<br />
shikamaru: is full of energy and drink 95million red bulls<br />
neji: acts like a girl (a spoiled one)<br />
sai: draws pac-man and plays pac-man in a game of cow tipping<br />
sakura: acts like a prostitute<br />
gaara: has bad memmories of childhood<br />
temari: randomly askes ppl out<br />
kabuto: smoke weed with his puppet<br />
tobi: NO EFFECT! <br />
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itachi : i wonder wat pein and konan r doing in the bathroom<br />
luffy: idk<br />
kisame: ok when th did luffy join the akatsuki ? isnt he suposed 2 in one-peice?<br />
itachi: atleast he has a straw hat<br />
kisame: good point<br />
hidan: lets do this jashin<br />
deidara: YEAH UN!<br />
zetsu: photosenthisis*<br />
itachi: opens door<br />
pein: WTF? konan: WTF?<br />
kisame: :O konan and pein sitting in a TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1ST COMES LOVE THEN COME MARRIGE THEN COME THE PAPER-BABY IN THE BABY CARRIGE!<br />
itachi: AHHHH 2 MUCH THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
deidara: O.O WTFH UN!<br />
luffy: IM GONNA GO BK 2 ONE-PEICE NOW!<br />
hidan: HOLY S**T JASHIN!<br />
zetsu: photosenthisis* >.> SWEET!<br />
(pein and konan chase rest off akatski members out of base)<br />
THE END!XD<br />
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DEI LIKES BOMBS UN! XD<br />
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(wat adiction does each akatsuki have)<br />
pein: persing addiction<br />
konan: origami addiction<br />
tobi: fr33dom addiction<br />
itachi: weed addiction<br />
kisame: water addiction<br />
deidara: suicide bombing addiction<br />
hidan: jashin addiction<br />
zetsu: eating ppl addiction<br />
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wat kind of person does pein like <br />
me: so pein who do u like the most<br />
pein: uh r u oprah<br />
me: nu im a hispanic<br />
pein surprised h kewl<br />
me: bk 2 my question<br />
pein: oh yeah<br />
me: TELL ME UGH!<br />
pein: ish konan<br />
me: y<br />
pein: cause y do u think i go with her 2 places?<br />
me: O.O SCARY!<br />
THE END!<br />
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HIDANS REVENGE!<br />
lets go bk 3 yrs ago when hidan was traveling with oro abd kakuzu one day...<br />
oro: wat does 2 2=?<br />
kakuzu: my balls oro my balls<br />
hidan: no jashin says tht it is 4.......<br />
oro: then show me your balls!?<br />
hidan: who.....<br />
oro: BOTH OF U! <br />
kakuzu and hidan: HELL NO GAY BASTERD!<br />
oro: then ill quit the akatsuki and make my own group of ninjas!<br />
me (i pop out of no where): DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!<br />
hidan: whtf is tht!?<br />
me: IM UR BALLS HIDAN!<br />
hidan:rly<br />
me:maybeh<br />
hidans now is so humilitaded he looks 4 me 3yrs later...<br />
hidan: (pulls out shotgun) TIME 2 DIE U COSPLAYING CRAZY PERSON!<br />
me: dude tht was 3yrs ago!<br />
hidan: but 1st u know where i can get some gaia online cash cards!?<br />
me: ik u can find them in gaaras house!<br />
hidan: thank u (shoots me)<br />
me: x,x<br />
(hidan leaves)<br />
me: gets bk up * thank u bullet proof vest!!!!!<br />
hidan: >.> FOUND'EM<br />
gaara: wth r u doing<br />
hidan: getting some cash cards<br />
gaara: NU TEMARI BOUGHT ME THOSE! SAND COFFIN!<br />
hidan: (dead) x,x<br />
gaara: I WIN A*****E!<br />
TEH END!<br />
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(this story i made up 1 day out of random boredness XP)<br />
me:*wakes up and hears a moaning sound* wtf?...... *looks around and doesnt c anything* must have been some perv raping a poor little girl......<br />
jiraiya: ~sneaks around~ i need 2 steal more condoms!!! O_O<br />
me: ~looks at jiraiya~ WTH R U DOING HERE! ~gets out whip~ GO BK HOME U CRAZY BAKA ~whips jiraiya~ <br />
jiraiya: give it 2 me harder c;<br />
me: WTH IM A GUY!!!!!!! ~takes xXiSakuraxChanXx's hatchet~ NOW U SHALL DIE!!<br />
jiraiya: ~runs~ TSUNADE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX<br />
tsunade: ~drinking sake~ wat......... ~as u can tell she is drunk as f**k~<br />
me: ~sticks hatchet up his ass~ all done biggrin <br />
jiraiya: y me <br />
me: cause u were raping some1 and sneaking around my house!<br />
<THE F**KEN END!><br />
C: biggrin O_O razz >.< @_@ o/_o $_$ =_= ._. D: CX XD <3 o//////////o<br />
FACES OF TEH WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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me and mah buddies danna and tobi and i almost forgot Deidara 2 ! biggrin ~<br />
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awwwwwww pein blushing 4 the 1st time biggrin <br />
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me and my buddy hidan and WTF! IM LOOK LIKE A GIRL IN THT PIC =w= <br />
Most hilarious comic of dei and hidan fighting ever XD<br />
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i got bored and decided 2 put my fav bands/singers and here they is:<br />
1)Disturbed<br />
2)Offspring<br />
3)Pink<br />
4)Linkin Park<br />
5)Paramore<br />
6)Guns N' Roses<br />
7)KISS (im trying do the gene simmons tongue XP)<br />
cool American Rejects<br />
9)Red Hot Chilipeppers<br />
10)Green Day<br />
11)The Jimi Hendrix Experience<br />
12)Van Halen (Hot 4 Teacher is a funny song and hard 2 play)<br />
13)Rise Against<br />
14)Aerosmith<br />
15)Wierd Al Yankovic (he makes funny versions of songs and most of the original versions i hate C smile <br />
16)Black Eyed Peas (the only hip-hop group i like only cause the have an eletric guitar play in most of their songs )<br />
17)Tokio Hotel<br />
these r the artist/bands i hate the most:<br />
1)Lil' Wayne<br />
2)DMX<br />
3)Snoop Dogg<br />
4)Coolio<br />
5)50 Cent <br />
6)Lil'John<br />
7) Justin Timberlake (i only like his song Sexy Bk)<br />
cool Shakira<br />
9)Britney Spears<br />
10)Red Man<br />
The person i hate the most is:<br />
LINDSEY LOHAN BECAUSE SHE STUPID AS ****! - Avg. rating:
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