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  • Artist Info: Dear Readers:—Mitch Bond, that is, I, am an impetuous, pertinacious, and persnickety bloke who has tuppence to toss in every direction. In fact, I'm quite opinionated when it comes right down to it. I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth and the gavel of judgment in my hand. I could rightly be described as a pompously pedantic, overbearingly ostentatious, frustratingly formalistic, sorrowfully sermonic, exaggeratedly eccentric, infectiously idiosyncratic, foolishly flaky, obviously off-centre, cantankerously crotchety ol' fool.<br />
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    My late father—Adam Mitchell Bernard Bond V, Esquire, D. Phil., Oxon.—was the executor of a forty three billion unit trust, the president of the joint-stock venture Gem Merchants of Durem, and a jolly good fellow on the golf course. On 5 May 2009 he was viciously murdered along with his wife of fifty-two years, Elizabeth. The death of my parents, the knowledge that the trust had been mysteriously drained without record, and a threatening note warning me of a looming fate led me to flee to Barton.<br />
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    I began my penniless exile that very day and have unfortunately found that my time and energy has been distracted against meeting out justice for my parent's death with the mindless ballyhoo which is, 'The Animated' crisis, or crises, as it were.<br />
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    God bless & keep you,<br />
    Yr. Most Humble & Obt. Svt.    <br />
    Adam Mitchell Bernard Bond VI, Esq.<br />
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    Read all about that fateful day in may at Foul Plots & Animated Lawn Gnomes.<br />
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    I am also the founder of The Fraternal Association of New England Patricians, a clan formed for gentlemanly comraderie.<br />
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    The Official Thread is posted here.<br />
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