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    My name is Nyssa. <br />
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    I'm a 6'10 Amazonian monstrosity with the kind of gravity defying boobs that only exist in drawings. I love to cook, clean, give massages, be beat up by my husband, tell little children that Santa Clause doesn't exist, kidnap and torture small animals in my basement, and pretend to be an old man in Internet chat rooms while I hit on little boys. During the day I drive a school bus, but at night I dress up like a platypus and vandalize storefronts that aren't being very eco-friendly. The quickest way to my heart is to tell a Jesus joke, or share a love for universal travel, long walks on the beach, singing in the shower, and chestnuts roasting over an open fire.
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