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  • Artist Info: The Ebay Song<br />
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    A used ... pink bathrobe<br />
    A rare ... mint snowglobe<br />
    A Smurf ... TV tray<br />
    I bought on eBay<br />
    My house ... is filled with this crap<br />
    Shows up in bubble wrap<br />
    Most every day<br />
    What I bought on eBay<br />
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    Tell me why (I need another pet rock)<br />
    Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)<br />
    Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)<br />
    They had it on eBay<br />
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    I'll buy ... your knick-knack<br />
    Just check ... my feedback<br />
    "A++!" they all say<br />
    They love me on eBay<br />
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    Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)<br />
    Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)<br />
    (From some guy) I've never met in Norway<br />
    Found him on eBay<br />
    <br />
    I am the type who is liable to snipe you<br />
    With two seconds left to go, whoa<br />
    Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please<br />
    As long as I've got the dough<br />
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    I'll buy ... your tchotchkes<br />
    Sell me ... your watch, please<br />
    I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)<br />
    I'm highest bidder now<br />
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    (Junk keeps arriving in the mail)<br />
    (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)<br />
    (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)<br />
    Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)<br />
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    Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)<br />
    Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)<br />
    Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)<br />
    (Found it on eBay)<br />
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    Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)<br />
    (Pez dispensers and a toaster)<br />
    (Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)<br />
    (I'll buy on eBay)<br />
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    What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
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