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The Ebay Song<br />
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A used ... pink bathrobe<br />
A rare ... mint snowglobe<br />
A Smurf ... TV tray<br />
I bought on eBay<br />
My house ... is filled with this crap<br />
Shows up in bubble wrap<br />
Most every day<br />
What I bought on eBay<br />
<br />
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)<br />
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)<br />
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)<br />
They had it on eBay<br />
<br />
I'll buy ... your knick-knack<br />
Just check ... my feedback<br />
"A++!" they all say<br />
They love me on eBay<br />
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Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)<br />
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)<br />
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway<br />
Found him on eBay<br />
<br />
I am the type who is liable to snipe you<br />
With two seconds left to go, whoa<br />
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please<br />
As long as I've got the dough<br />
<br />
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes<br />
Sell me ... your watch, please<br />
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)<br />
I'm highest bidder now<br />
<br />
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)<br />
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)<br />
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)<br />
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)<br />
<br />
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)<br />
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)<br />
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)<br />
(Found it on eBay)<br />
<br />
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)<br />
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)<br />
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)<br />
(I'll buy on eBay)<br />
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What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y - Avg. rating:
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this is a few
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special about - The keeper of...
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in the 7th
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long ago. It
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