• 1st person: What are you doing?

    2nd person: Getting ready.

    1st person: Why?

    2nd person: Because tomorrow is a very specail day.

    1st person: It is?

    2nd person: Of course. Don't tell me you don't know that its Anual Cow Day eek ?!

    1st person: What the heck is that?

    2nd person: OMG! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANUAL COW DAY IS!!

    1st person: Nope.

    2nd person: Okay? well, I guess its becuase your new here and all. Well, you see Anual Cow Day is the day the cow saved the country-
    !st person: Wait...what! How exactly did a cow save the country...?
    2nd person: You see, the king had a very specail item that was very dear to him, and that item got stolen and without it the celebration of crowning the new king was destroyed. But! the cow came well it was actually in its place. Anyway-

    1st person: What was the specail item that the king had. I mean it had to be the most important thing in life!!

    2nd person: The thing was....

    1st person: Well come on what was it?

    2nd person: It was....

    1st person: YES, YES!!!!

    2nd person: It was the kings Royal Pig.

    1st person: ...........Say what?

    2nd person: The king's Royal Pig.

    1st person: The kingh's Royal Pig?!

    2nd person: Yup.

    1st Person: Your joking right?

    2nd person: Nope.

    1st person: What!!!! Your telling me the most important thing was and is a PIG!!!! And because of that the next king wasn't going to be crowned because the pig was stolen!!

    2nd person: Yup.

    1st person: Okay, that has to be the stupidest thing that I have ever heard!!

    2nd person: SHUT UP!! If anyone hears you you will be arrested! The pig here is very important and sacred!!

    1st person: Okay, okay! So tell me agian why is the pig sacred?

    2nd person: Because the pig was the king's first pet and the only one. And the king made sure that the pig is very important to the people too.

    1st person: So why do they calebrate Anual Cow Day instead of Anual Pig Day?
    2nd person: Because the cow was the one who stopped the theif that stole the pig so the crowning of the new king wont proceed.

    1st person: And would you like to tell me how?

    2nd person: Sure. Well the pig was sleeping in his room when-

    1st person: Wait, the pig had his own room?!

    2nd person: Of course. Why?

    1st person: Just asking. (could this get any wierder)

    2nd person: Did you say something?

    1st person: Nope, go on.

    2nd person: Anyway, as I was saying the pig was in his room and the theif came in. Well he actually poisened the guards-

    1st person: GUARDS!!??

    2nd person: Ydes, guards.

    1st person: (okay I was wrong this can get wierder...)

    2nd person: Lets move on. So as I was saying the theif poisoned the guards and took the pig. When the king came in it was too late the theif had jumped out of the window. And the guards that chased him lost him the cow feilds. Which brings us to the point, the cow was just eating grass when the theif came. And till today nobody knows what made the cow hit the theif and send him and the sacred pig flying into the sky. The sacred pig landed in the hands of a farmer which returned the pig to the king.

    1st person: okay, I guess.......so did the farmer get rewarded?

    2nd person: Of course!

    1st person: What was he rewarded?

    2nd person:A chest full of gold and jewels and other really expensive stuff.

    1stperson..a.....ch..che...chest....f.....ff....fff....full....o...o....of...g...g...gold.....and....r..r.r...really.....e....eex....pensive stuff..........for a pig.

    2nd person: Not just any pig.

    1st person: Ya, I know!! The king's Royal Pig. That farmer be the richest guy ever!!

    2nd person: Actually hes dead.

    1st person: Say what.......

    2nd person: Actually that happened four years ago.

    1st person: What? Then why is that farmer dead? Was he that old? Or did he have a heart attack once he saw all that gold and stuff?

    2nd person: Actually no. Well you see the cow hit the theif so hard that he flew really high and when he came back to the ground he hit the farmer, and because he was coming at him in incredible speed he killed him.

    1st person: what happened to all that gold and stuff?

    2nd person: since the farmer died right at the castle door the king took it back.

    1st person: That makes sence. I know I would.

    2nd person: But the farmer was honored with a shrine and he will stay in history. I mean come on wouldn't you rather be dead and famouse in history.

    1st person: NO! I would want rather have all that gold and jewlery.

    2nd person: True, very true.

    1st person: So when is the celebration?

    2nd person: in 2 hours.

    1st person: Is that 2 hours before you told the story or after?

    2nd peron: ................................

    (2nd person just rushed out of the door running)

    1st person: I'll take that as two hours before you told the story.

    THE END