• "They've breeched the inner wall, sergeant." A whiny voice droned out of my head piece.

    "The Sues got past the snipers and the Edward Cullen posters? I'd thought they'd drool longer." I replied.

    This is a normal Stakeout, were me and my 'highly trained' group of black ops were the last defense. usually the hard part was setting up without anyone noticing, and keeping it that way.

    Of course by 'highly trained' I mean just-capable-enough to not get there butts kicked by a demented monkey. Sues tended to be an entirely different matter, they tended to have powers anywhere in between "killer puppy dog eyes" and "apocalypse".

    I sighed.

    "Oi. Maaaayyyyyyaaaa.... Maaayyaaa..." I became aware of a hand being waved in front of my face.

    "What, J.?" she smiled when I used her nickname. She was a top Sue researcher, and a killer aim with the stunner she had 'acquired' from some poor chap back on the last mission.

    "They're coming..."

    It was true, about a mile off in the woods, a blond head had poked out of the shrubbery and started to look around. A sue scout. Oh Fudge.

    There was a whisper in the head piece.

    "Maya?"

    "Yes, Ari?" my little sister, out on her first mission.

    "She's getting awfully close to my bush..."

    "Oh Fuzz." not good. If my little sister got mauled by a Sue, Mom was going to kill me.

    The sue was searching and getting closer and closer to Ari's bush.

    I started taking out a Naruto kunai, at the same time J. had drawn her stunner.

    The Sue then turned away from Ari's bush and straight into one of A-bombs traps.

    A smug voice came out of my head set this time.

    "Sues; 0, A-bomb; 1, soon to be 1000." xp

    "M-maya?" Ari again.

    "Yes?"

    "I-I think I just peed in my pants..."

    A courus of "EW!"s, "Really?"s and "I'm moving."s came out of the head piece. Followed by some laughter.

    "Oi, oi, troops. get ready. here they come."

    And they did come, swarming out of the undergrowth like wasps.

    Sevral fell to A-bombs traps, and the rest were discreetly disposed of by the rest of us.

    "Okay people, is all good on your end?"

    there was a corus of 'yups' and someone thanking a god that they didn't die.

    "Oi. Maya." said J. "Those traps were pretty loud. Are you sure none of the locals heard?"

    "They probably didn't besides, the locals couldn't really do any thing right now."

    J. slapped her head.

    "Maya, we're in Naruto world."

    "Oh F-" as you can guess, I was not about to say 'Fuzz'. Mainly because I saw the ninja behind J. thankfully, I did not get farther than that because I was unconscious.

    stop the sues!