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Cloud:Yes today's Friday best day of the week!
Zack:And why is that?
Cloud:Because on Friday nights you can get in the Honeybee Inn for free.And at Honeybee Inn you can meet some nice ladies.*A big smile appears on Clouds face*
Zack:Haha I really need to check up on that place once in awhile. *Cloud and Zack start laughing*
*Yuffie runs in* Yuffie:No!
Cloud:Whats wrong?
Yuffie:I couldnt find any treasure today. *Yuffie pouts*
Zack:Why do I feel like I know you?*Zack has a flashback of how Yuffie and Zack met in Crisis Core but doesnt relise that it was her*
Yuffie:Uh....*Yuffie runs like the wind*
*Cait Sith jumps in dancing*Cait Sith:No I mean you crank that Soulja Boy!No I mean you-- *Cait Sith accidently bumps into Vincent while he was dancing*
Vincent:Listening to rap music?
Cait Sith:Ya you just gotta love Soulja Boy! *Cait Sith giggles alittle*
*Aerith and Tifa walks in with a empty cart*
Aerith: Phew...who knew people would actually buy my flowers.
Tifa:I think they bought the flowers because they are so rare to find around here.
*Zack slides over to Aerith* Zack:Like you. *Zack winks at Aerith and Aerith blushes*
Barret:Get your butt over here Romeo! *Barret drags Zack by the ear*
Zack:Ouch ouch ouch!
*Barret sits Zack on a chair*
Barret:I need your help.
Zack:What is it?
Barret:I need you to teach me how to beat Pacman. *Barret starts to look sad*
Zack:Awww its okay big guy *Zack pats Barret on the back* I'll help you with that later.
Barret:You better!
*Cloud walks downstairs and grabs his coat and goes to the door* Cloud:Zack,Red XIII,Cid you guys wanna come with me and get something to eat?
The three of them:Sure!
*They all get in the car and start driving*
Cid:Couldnt we have just used the Highwind instead?
Zack:Ya but only squares do that we're triangles. *Zack puts on his sunglasses and smiles*
Red XIII:I thought we were "The Boys"?
Cloud:No,no,no!Now were the triangles!
*Cid turns on the radio*
*Meanwhile at Seventh Heaven*
Aerith:So Tifa have you heard that Sephiroth really wears a wig?
Tifa:Really?His hair looks so real!
Aerith:Yup and he really is bald.
Tifa:Good thing Im not bald.
*At some chinese restraunt*
Cloud:Mind if I order?
Zack:Not at all.
The waitress:Hello welcome.What would you like to order?
Cloud:Ah yes we would like some egg drop soup,dumplings,and some sushi.
Waitress:And then?
Cloud:Umm four bottles of rootbeer.
Waitress:And then?
Cloud:Oh no thats it.
Waitress:And then?
Cloud:No no no thats it!
Waitress:And then?
Cloud:Haha and some spoons and forks so we can eat it.
Waitress:And then?
Cloud:Look lady thats it!Im not falling for your foolish mind games!
Waitress:And then?
Cloud:Heh,and then Im gonna take my Buster Sword and stab you with it.
Waitress:And then?
Cloud:Grr!!!!!*Cloud tries to stab the waitress but Cid and Zack holds Cloud back while Red XIII drags him back in the car*
*Back in Tifa's bar*
Tifa:Wow you guys are back quickly.
Red XIII:Well Cloud had alittle accident again.
Aerith:*sighs* That's the third time this week.
Cloud:Hey Tifa! *Cloud slides on the counter smiling at Tifa*
Tifa:Hehe hey Cloud. *Tifa smiles*
Cloud:So uh wanna go on a date tomorrow night?
Tifa:Sure I would love to.Tomorrow night at 8 dont be late.*Tifa winks at Cloud then goes off to bed*
Cloud:Yesss!!! *Cloud jumps in the air*
- by Miss Oerba Dia Vanille |
- Fiction
- | Submitted on 10/26/2008 |
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- Title: Cloud's Regular Life Ch.1
- Artist: Miss Oerba Dia Vanille
- Description: Just a boredom fanfiction I wrote few months ago and wanted to share it with you. xD I hope it made you laugh it's supposed to be a comedy. :)
- Date: 10/26/2008
- Tags: cloud strifes regular life
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Comments (2 Comments)
- Vlazusu Druce - 02/18/2010
- thats funny and random!
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- Tavril - 04/12/2009
- that is awesome
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