• The three little pigs, were all in there cement house. They all thought they were safe inside it. *Three miles away the big bad wolf was aiming a nuke at there house* the wolf said' soon ill have ham". *with a big grin he fires the nuke and it hits the house, KABOOM and smoke covers it all* *The wolf walks close to the house with drool coming out of his mouth* *The dust clears and it shows three skeletons pigs sitting on the floor playing poker and they all look at the wolf* The 3 pigs say' Hey Mr Wolf were all bone and no meat *the three pigs laugh and the eyes came out of the wolf's eye sockets and he ran away screaming* never to be seen again, The End.