• Bob was a really gasssy guy. One day he met Gorge, and Gorge was cool. He didn't want Gorge to think he was weird so Bob stuck a cork up his butt. Well Gorge and Bob were eating burritos and all the gas was building up inside of Bob. Bob blew up releasing gassy, nauseating poisenous fumes that killled the whole world, and it was all Bob's fault for sticking a cork up his butt.

    Moral of the story: Don't stick a cork up your butt.