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Everyone knows how hard it is for a geek to get a date. So don't worry, my dear socially challenged little ones, your beloved Chemistry Queen Lunar is here to help you out with a few of her favorite chemistry based pick up lines.
-Let's find your melting point, baby.
- Who needs a water bed? You be hydrogen, and I'll be oxygen and we'll bond.
-Let's make a spontaneous reaction.
-We're product favored.
-Let's hook up and make some test tube babies.
-Do you have a high enthalpy? Cause you're hot.
-Let's take your enthalpy and my entropy and make some free energy.
-Who nees a bunsen burner when you're around?
-I need a hot water bath, you available?
-Let's go study Thermochemistry, We can learn all about heatings things up.
-Let's go get a Ice Bath, because when we're so close things get a little firey.
-You'll be the water, and I'll be the sodium. When we get together, it's better than fireworks.
-You, me, and a fume hood. What do you say?
-You've got one signifigant figure.
-I don't think I can read the periodic table correct, cause I keep seeing me next to you.
-When we hook up, we're like a covalent bond, nearly impossible to seperate.
-Let's become a combustion reaction, cause you're already smoking.
-The test is in two days, would you help me study kinetic theories?
-Who needs biology when we have chemistry?
- by 8bitpixelheart |
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- | Submitted on 01/30/2009 |
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- Title: Chemistry Pick Up Lines
- Artist: 8bitpixelheart
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Description:
I'm always here to help my dears. It's always hard to be that nerd, trying to get a last minute date. Well little ones, you just use these pick up lines, and that pretty blonde in the lab coat and goggles who's always working with the Hydrochloric acid may just date you!
Warning: You'll probably get slapped, not a date. But hey, they're funny! - Date: 01/30/2009
- Tags: chemistry pick lines
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Comments (4 Comments)
- awesomecacy - 10/20/2009
- I loled. .__. 'Nuff said
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- Cl3v3rRey - 04/20/2009
- OK wow... yeah um
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- bindyblueeyes - 04/17/2009
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these are cute
funny and pervy too
which make them
!!! AWE-FUKIN-TASTIC !!!
They're so funny i was thinking of trying them out on one of my nerdy friends to see how he would react
as a joke you know
but . . .
i don't thing HE would find them that funny
but you lines made me laugh so 5/5 - Report As Spam
- 8bitpixelheart - 02/01/2009
- Oh come on, I know it's pervy, but you can still comment meh!
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