• I was walking past the store when I saw a cat stuck in a wishing well
    A lady was helping him up
    she handed it to me and ran away
    then it said
    HIYA
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    i ran home and locked all the windows/doors
    when i was laying in bed i heard a voice outside me window saying
    HIYA
    LETS SING THE I LOVE YOU SONG!
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    i threw a bomb randomly at the voice
    i saw THE CAT DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    i threw my llama at the cat and wacked it with a loaf of bread
    i looked at it closely and it was acually a badger
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    i put it in the stew and when i was about to eat it it said
    LETS ALL SING THE LLAMA SONG!
    HERES A LLAMA THERES A LLAMA
    CAN I GO READ MY BLEACH MANGA NOW?
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    10 years later i now know that the dumb cat can never be created nor destroyed
    LETS ALL SING THE LLAMA SONG!