• Kakashi: OH NO! IT'S THE DEMON WOLF'S CLOAK!!! We have to suppress it before Kirameki does some serious damage!
    -In Marisa’s head-
    Sam: Pervy sage you idiottttt! *gets violently expelled*
    -In reality-
    Kakashi and Itachi: *making hand-signs and chanting*
    Sam: *stumbling over back in his body* no pun intended, but that thing’s a b***h!
    Kakashi and Itachi: *perform sealing jutsu*
    Kakashi: Now what do we do about Marisa-chan?
    Light: I can take her back to Tokyo.
    Itachi: How would you get there?
    Sam: I can teleport them there. I made a teleportation jutsu while Marisa-chan was in Tokyo if I wanted to visit her. It takes a lot of chakra but it's for her safety and the village's as well.
    Kakashi: Very well. DO IT!
    Sam: Hai! *makes hand seals* TEREPO-TO NO JUTSU! *really big poof*
    -In Tokyo-
    Sam: Okay Sleeping Beauty! Up and at ‘em! We got big time trouble!!!
    Marisa: *barley conscious* eerrgghh
    Sam: Damnit......
    Light: I'll take her to the hospital. You go back and help.
    Sam: Fine! If anything happens call my cell phone!
    Light: Ok.
    -Back at Konoha-
    Tsunade: SOUND NINJA!?
    Rouge: Where's the girl!?
    Tsunade: WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
    Rouge: DON'T PLAY DUMB!!! Marisa Uchiha! Where is she!?
    Tsunade: Quite frankly I don't know!
    Rogue: I said tell me were the girl is!
    Sauske: *from behind the Sound ninja* Lady Hokage SAID she didn't know.
    Rogue: What the-aacckkk! *gets throat slit by Sauske*
    Tsunade: Thanks Sauske, now if you would kindly tell me were your sister is....
    Sauske: She's getting medical attention, that's all I can say.
    Tsunade: *very angry* Maybe you didn't here me, I said where......
    Sauske: My apologies Lady Tsunade. *leaves*
    Tsunade: I can't win. -_-
    Kakashi: *walks in* Hokage-sama! Are you ok!?
    Tsunade: Yeah, yeah. I'd just like to know, WHERE IN THE NINE HELLS MARISA-CHAN IS!?!?!?
    Kakashi: Well......... She's getting medical attention. In Tokyo. XO
    Tsunade: O.o Oh that helps! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO TREAT HER SO SHE CAN HELP IF SHE'S IN TOKYO!?!?!?
    Naruto: *barges in* GRANNY TSUNADE!!! WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN THE WHEREABOUTS OF MARISA-SENPAI!!!
    Tsunade: Really? Like what?
    Naruto: NOW THEY WANT ME AND MARISA-SENPAI!!!
    Tsunade: Oh shimate. -_-
    Sam: *flying above the battle feild blasting sound ninja* So many, this just can't be for Marisa-chan.... Naruto! Damnit! If they have the 8 and 9 tailed demons we're screwed!!! *flies off to find Naruto*
    -Meanwhile-
    Tsunade: Kakashi, I'm ordering you to keep Naruto out of enemy hands!
    Kakashi: Yes ma'am!
    Naruto: What about me Granny Tsunade?
    Tsunade: Simple, stay alive and away from the bad guy's. Even a knuckle-head like you can do that!
    -Back in Tokyo-
    Light: Are you feeling better Marisa-chan?
    Marisa: *little better and half awake* mmhm
    Light: ^^ You caused quite a scare back in Konoha.
    Marisa: *giggles* No surprise.
    -Back in Konoha-
    Naruto: HEY!!! I CAN STILL TAKE ON THESE SOUND NINJA!!!
    Tsunade: MY MIND IS MADE UP!!! IN fact I want you to go to Tokyo as well maybe once they realize that you 2 aren't here they'll fall back for a little so we can then take them down!
    Naruto: But....
    Kakashi: *touches Naruto's shoulder* It's a fight, or 2 for this matter, that you can't win.
    Naruto: You're right sensei. But how am I supposed to get to Tokyo on short notice!?
    Kakashi: *performs hand seals* Transportation no Jutsu!
    Sam: *appearing in a puff of smoke with Naruto and Kakashi* Lady Tsunade has ruled this to be our safe house.
    Naruto: I still wanna go out and fight!
    Kakashi: *knocks Naruto on the head* Quiet.
    -Back to Light and Marisa-
    Light: Oh shimate! I was supposed to tell Sam-kun if anything happened!
    Marisa: *half awake* heh, by now he's assessing the situation so tell him in about 10 minutes.
    L: *runs in* IS SHE OK!?!?
    Marisa: I'm fine L-kun.
    -Back to Sam-
    Sam: Wait! This place looks familiar... -_-
    Naruto: WHAT!?
    Sam: *sighs* This is L and Light-kun's house. -_- Which means you'll be seeing Marisa-chan shortly. I hope.
    Light: *walks in with Marisa passed out* Huh? What are you guys doing......
    Sam: MARISA-CHAN!!!
    Light: She's fine. ^^ She just needs some rest.
    Sam: *sigh of relief* Thank God.
    Naruto: WHAT'S GOING ON!? WHY IS MARISA-SENPAI IN LIGHT-SAMA'S ARMS!?!?!? AND WHY ARE YOU SO RELIEVED!?!? *points at Sam*
    Sam: *backs off* Light-kun will tell you. But for now Kakashi and I have to get back to the village. *disappears with Kakashi*
    Naruto: -_-
    Light: I'll go put her in her room.
    Naruto: Wait! I thought this was yours and L-sama's house. Why does Marisa-senpai have her own room?
    Light: She comes here a lot, so we decided to give her a room for her. ^_^
    Naruto: Oh. But I still don’t get why we’re here in the first place?
    Light: It's simple, you 2 need a place to hide and she can't walk.
    Naruto: Why not?
    Light: When was that last time you walked while unconscious?
    Naruto: Good point.
    -Back at Konoha-
    Neji: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GUYS SHOWED UP!!!
    Sam: HEY!!! WE WERE DEALING WITH 2 JINJURIKIS!!! ONE OUT OF COMMISSION FOR A WHILE AND THE OTHER WITH ADD AND ADHD!!!
    Lee: As long as they're here that means we have more support!
    Gai: That's right Lee! Now c'mon everyone, altogether now, FOR KONOHA!!!
    Everyone - Lee: -_-
    Lee: FOR KONOHA!!!
    Sam: C'mon let's go kick some sound a**!
    Neji: Who went and made you captain?
    Sam: Oh shut up! I'm still pissed from an hour ago!
    Sam: CHARGE!!!!! *they charge*
    Sound: Oh s**t!!!!
    Kakashi: WAIT! HOLD YOUR FIRE!!!
    Sam: WHY!?
    Kakashi: *points at head of sound ninja* LOOK!!!
    Fake Marisa: LET ME GO!!!
    Sound Leader: Give us the demon and we will.
    Fake Marisa: NEVER!!!
    Sound Leader: Oh well. *slits neck*
    Fake Marisa: ahah *falls to ground*
    Sam: I'M NOT STUPID I KNOW THAT'S A FAKE!!! I CAN TELL FROM THE FAKE'S OUTFIT!!!
    Sound Leader: You're a smart chunin. How about you tell us where the Kyuubi and Kirameki are and we'll leave you alone.
    Sam: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BEAT THE ANSWER OUT OF ME!!!
    Sound Leader: With pleasure, GET THE BOY!!!!!! *sound fall out on him*
    Sam: Kekki Genkai!!!! *transforms*
    Sound: Oh........*gets crunched*
    Sound Leader: You're good. But can you handle this!? *starts performing hand seals* GACK!!!
    Marisa: I think for your own safety you should leave!
    Sound Leader: So the Kirameki decides to show her face? I think you should come with me!
    Naruto: SHE'S NOT GOING WITH ANYONE!!!
    Sound Leader: Well, well the Kyuubi brat too. If neither of you will come quietly then you'll come by force! But first there's no need for me to be in disguise anymore. *transforms*
    Marisa and Naruto: OROCHIMARU!?!?!?
    Orochimaru: That's right; I'm finally going to have the Kirameki! And the Kyuubi only sweetens the deal!
    Sam: You a**! *blasts fire*
    Orochimaru: *catches fire in hand* HA! You think that can work on me!?
    Marisa: He’s right Sam-kun! Your powers aren’t enough to defeat this b*****d!
    Orochimaru: You little brat! *slaps Marisa across the face*
    Naruto: *goes Kyuubi* YOUR GONNA DIE!!!!!!!
    Marisa: *goes Kirameki* PREPARE FOR DEFEAT!!!!
    Marisa: *growls*
    Naruto: Uh Marisa-senpai I think you're overdoing it......
    Marisa: I can't help it. This demon is taking over my body......
    Naruto: Oh shimate....
    Orochimaru: I knew that brat couldn't handle the Kirameki! So who shall I kill first? Naruto or the brat!?
    Tsunade: *pops up in front of Marisa and Naruto* YOU'RE NOT KILLING EITHER OF THEM!!! *performs jutsu*
    Orochimaru: *performs counter jutsu*
    Tsunade: NARUT-KUN!!! GET MARISA-CHAN, AND YOURSELF, OUT OF HERE!!!
    Naruto: Hai!
    Sam: *grabs Marisa and Naruto with his tail* Up you go! *puts Marisa and Naruto on his back and flaps away*
    Naruto: *calms himself down* Calm down Marisa-senpai. Just calm down.
    Marisa: I can't! I don't know why but I can't!
    Naruto: Well may be this will help *puts sealing thingy on Marisa forehead*
    Sam: I do like your forms and all but can you please make your claws stop digging into my back!?
    Marisa and Naruto: Sorry!
    Sam: I can forgive Marisa-chan 'cause she can't control Kirameki yet. But you Naruto!? Come on!
    Naruto: Well in an emergency situation I can't really focus on those!
    Sam: True.
    Naruto: Actually now that I think about it, Tsunade-baja didn't tell Sam-senpai to help us escape.
    Sam: Shut up!
    Marisa: Just land us somewhere and Naruto-kun and I will run from there!
    Sam: Very well, jus aarrrrggghhhh!!!! *arrows hit Sam’s underside*
    Marisa: Sam-kun!!
    Sam: Damnit! Of all the parts to not have scales...... *blasts down fire*
    Marisa: I have a brace! Now land us somewhere! And I'll heal your wounds.
    Sam: Very well. *looks for secluded landing spot*
    Sam: *lands in a forest* ow, my gut......
    Marisa: Here you go *uses healing jutsu*
    Sam: Arigato Marisa-chan.
    Naruto: Alright lets get the hell outta here! *sprints off*
    Marisa: Wait up! *runs after him*
    Sam: *charging toward village* roooooaaaaarrr!!!
    Light: *atop a roof writing in the Death Note* Ryuk, not that I'm complaining, but why are you supplying me with the sound's names?
    Ryuk: Normally I wouldn't but, I like Marisa, so I figure I'll help kill them.
    Light: Works for me.
    Light: Hey Ryuk, where's L-kun in all this?
    Ryuk: He's at your house.
    Light: Worthless. HEY SAM-KUN!!!
    Sam: WHAT!?
    Light: Where's Marisa-chan!?
    Sam: She and Naruto-kun ran off somewhere safe together! I don't know where though they were just told to get somewhere safe! Well to be more exact Naruto-kun was ordered to get Marisa-chan somewhere safe!
    Light: Ah.
    -Back to Marisa and Naruto-
    Marisa: Where are we going Naruto-kun!? TELL ME! Ow!
    Naruto: *picks Marisa up* the sand village.
    Marisa: Oh. HEY PUT ME DOWN!
    Naruto: You told me that if you said ow 3 more times I had to carry you!
    Marisa: FINE!!!
    To be continued................................