• Today i woke up at the break of dawn, I was still tired and was drifting off when Rudy yells, "max come on boy!" "Oh no" I think Rudy wants me to get up doesn't he? The aswer: Of course. So I warily get out of my cage, my warm and cozy cage and look up and give my little wimper meaning, "pretty please, let me go back to sleep" But of course Rudy's five year old brain just thinks I need to use the potty, so I am shoved out the door by some five year old on o the freezing wet grass, after about five minutes I think he got it and let me back inside. Well at least i get my food and my walk. I love my family especially Rudy but sometimes that little boy needs a clue. So Rudy, Brian and mom take me out for a walk. Brian is the annoying teenage brother that annoys me like hell, but he is ok, I know he really loves me so i deal with it. Like any teen he is just playing cool and finally the last person of my family. Dad. What can I say about dad, he pretty much hates me. I don't know why but even when i was a cute little puppy he has hated me. Anyway, I am on my walk when Buster the really jerky pit bull comes up to me and starts growling I can only say one thing: I want to pee on him so bad one day...................... So we just walk off but NO he follows us so about ten minutes he leaves thank god, I HATE that dog so much! So when we come home I just rememer it's Saturday, Saturday's are OK but I have dog training. In my opinion dog training is an INSULT! Are they calling us stupid!? Well it's not that bad but could be better. So I am at dog training class and guess who shows up. You guessed it Buster! That dog just gets my goat! Why is he such a jerk!? Well it will be a LONG day. OK so now it is dinner, they had tri tip my favorite, but of course dad is all like " dogs can't have table food." Well you know what Dad! Humans shouldn't have CIGARS! Retard........................ I am so glad to go to sleep tonight I snuck into Rudy's room his bed is pretty comfortable. YAWN......... I open my eyes and everything looks hazy. I turn around expecting to see Rudy but I am out in the middle of NO where! Where am I! Holy Crap I wanna be back home with dumb Rudy and annoying Brian and Man Dad and mom. HELP!!!!! Where I am will I ever get back home??? I hope so.