• Good: *sighs*
    Evil: You look awfully depressed
    Good: Well you see I bought this console and well… I read a forum that kept arguing over which console was better
    Evil: Oooh a console war
    Good: Console war?
    Evil: Yeah it’s a stupid argument about which console is better and what games are better
    Good: oooh is it a friendly argument
    Evil: Hardly most of the time it’s just people acting like 6 year old kids saying “THIS CONSOLE FAILS”
    Good: But then who wins?
    Evil: Only the people who make a decent reason on the argument are entitled to win
    Good: So the clever ones win?
    Evil: Nope
    Good: They 6 year olds win?!
    Evil: Hell no
    Good: But then who wins?
    Evil: Only the people who don’t participate in a console war truly wins
    Good: How does that work?
    Evil: *face palm* Console wars are a stupid and just a way for companies to gain free advertisement.
    Good: So if you don’t participate then you win?
    Evil: Yes, just like how if you don’t volunteer to spend a night with Britney Spears you win.
    Good: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE YOU b*****d
    Evil: O_o
    Good: I just had to say that for comic value
    Evil: So what console did you buy?
    Good: Dreamcast : P
    Evil:…