• JESSIE: LISTEN, IS THAT A VOICE I HEAR?

    TRAINER: I DON’T HEAR ANYTHING.

    JAMES: IT'S SPEAKING TO ME LOUD AND CLEAR.

    TRAINER: SO YOU’RE BOTH NUTTERS NOW?

    JESSIE: ON THE WIND.

    TRAINER: SO, NOW YOU FLY?

    JAMES: PAST THE STARS.

    TRAINER: SO YOU’RE ASTRONAUTS?

    MEOWTH: IN YOUR EAR!

    (TRAINER CLEANS EAR WITH “Q-TIP”)

    JESSIE: BRINGING CHAOS AT A BREAKNECK PACE.

    TRAINER: IF BY “BREAKNECK” YOU MEAN ÜBER SLOOOW, THEN YES YOU DO.

    JAMES: DASHING HOPE, BRINGING FEAR IN ITS PLACE.

    TRAINER: YOU’RE NOT THAT SCARY.

    JESSIE: A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME IS JUST AS SWEET.

    TRAINER: OMG! YOU’RE QUOTING SHAKESPEARE NOW?!

    JAMES: WHEN EVERYTHING'S WORSE, OUR WORK IS COMPLETE.

    TRAINER: UH, QUICK QUESTION: WORSE FOR YOU OR WORSE FOR ME? ‘CAUSE THERE’S A DIFFERENCE.

    JESSIE!

    JAMES!

    MEOWTH, NOW DAT’S A NAME!

    TRAINER: AGAIN, INTRODUCTIONS NOT NECESSARY!

    JESSIE: PUTTING THE DO-GOODERS IN THEIR PLACE...

    TRAINER: WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

    JAMES: ...WE'RE TEAM ROCKET...

    TRAINER: (ROLLS EYES) OH, REALLY. I COULDN’T TELL.

    ALL: ...IN YOUR FACE!

    WOBBUFFET!

    MIME, MIME!

    TRAINER: YOUR OLD MOTTO WAS BETTER.

    *THUD*

    (TEAM ROCKET ALL FALL DOWN AT THE SAME TIME)