• Part 2: Secrets of Earth Chapter 1


    Drex went to jail that following day. Drex was all smiling like," They're putting me in a cell full of Skittlez!"
    "Alright buddy!", says Cop #1." Nice warm cell in there. Hope you'll learn your lesson! 50 years in prison!" Drex got happier by the second. 50 years for Drex is like 1 day with Osey Osborne staring at you while eating cupcakes. To make Cop #1 and #2 start being all like "impossible", Drex said," Wow thats awesome! Do I get cupcakes?" Cop #2 went like "psshhaw" while Cop #1 quit his job guarding the jail and went to the mall (thats when the movie Mall Cop came out biggrin ).

    Alright everyone. Its quiz time!
    Q: How much does Drex weigh? (hard one)
    To answer the question, comment. biggrin

    Drex started eating a cupcake (made by Cop #2), which tastes like s**t mixed with a dog's flea collar. Well, Drex thought it tasted like peanut butter and marshmallow cookies. Forgot to tell you, where Drex comes from, they eat ANYTHING! So as Drex always does, he throws the cupcake at the cell door and it just shatters. Then Drex walked through all the prison, busting through the walls, letting criminals free, and eventually ran over a cop, leaving tire tracks on him.(strange).

    Meanwhile, at Osama's secret lair...

    "Get the cookies out of the oven, honey! Or else I'll cause mass destruction on your new dress!" screamed Osama at his girlfriend.

    (while you read this paragraph, put the song Revenga on by System of a Down. I don't care if it stops playing, just put it on! biggrin )

    Now, Drex wants his revenge! So he pulls out a pair of sneakers, and throws them at a officer, and it impails him in the neck. Now everyone, your about to witness a total Sci-fi moment! But even better. Drex takes out a gold and red battle axe, with a black hilt, which would make it a axe sword. Then he strangely hits the ground with it, causing a big sink hole-like tunnel in the ground. Then he jumps in. (you can turn off the Revenga song off)


    Chapter 2 of Secret of Earth coming soon!!!