• I must have dozed off OR I had been knocked unconscious. In no time at all it was time to board the plane... Maybe the horrific smell beside me was what KO’d me. But whatever the case! It was time to board the plane. I walked the extension to the plane entrance. It surprised me that there weren’t any windows… But any way, once we boarded I was lead to first class. It was very silent in the room only 2 other individuals were there. They were focused on what looked like laptops and were dressed like millionaires. GREAT…. I thought sarcastically. I took a seat on one of the father back chairs, and then looked around me. There was a table in front of me and another chair facing opposite of mine. A window was on the left side of me, I looked out at the dark runway. It was so hectic out there, I could see the outline of people running around like headless chickens, I laughed aloud at them.
    After waiting for all the coach passengers to climb aboard the plane, the captain’s surprisingly sexy female voice came over the intercom.
    “Welcome aboard. This is your captain speaking. We will be taking flight in 10 min, and will be landing around 7:00am London time. So just sit back relax and enjoy the flight.” I smiled putting my hands behind my neck, Time to relax!
    The flight was heavenly. I’d never been on a plane before and the ALL female staff pampered me head to toe the entire trip. I was sorely tempted to ask one particularly hot blonde flight attendant to join the mile high club with me, but I knew that Renesmee would find out one way or another, and to put it simply, I needed my male genitalia. After consuming 4 or 5 too many whiskies, I passed out. When I woke up, I saw a beautiful angelic face…
    “Renesmee…” I murmured Hangover-like
    “No,” the angel said. “Just Stacey. We will be landing shortly sir.” The angle, or should I say Stacey, walked away to wake up the other passengers. I sat up taking in where the hell I was, and then I realized my pants were vibrating… (WAIT!) I took out my beeping phone and saw who had called me: Bella 3 and Renesmee 1. I deleted Bella’s messages without listening to them. I knew that she would just be yelling at me more. NOT WHAT I NEEDED! Then I clicked to Nessie’s:
    “Hey Jake.” She started. Oh it was good to hear her voice! “I’m sure that my parents probably sent you to come and get me.” She chuckled; Edward and Bella were pretty predictable. “So, I don’t feel like playing games… I’ll make things a little easy on ya. I’m at King’s Cross train station. You probably have no idea what I’m talking about right? You’ll figure it out. What you do is go straight through platforms 9 and 10.”(I was confused by the go through part.) “Don’t worry, I’m not crazy. Well not medically crazy… Anyway, after that, you need to turn into the “big bad wolf” (I smirked at her childhood nickname for my wolf state) “And run north for about 50 miles. “(I sat up at the 50 miles statement. Where the HELL WAS SHE?)” You’ll come to a castle and you need to go inside it and start asking around for an Albus Dumbledore “(What kind of a name was “Albus Dumbledore”) “than you can ask him where to find me. Don’t bother trying to call my phone; it won’t work in the castle’s grounds. Gotta go. Love ya. Bye.” The message ended.