• Sho’s night out
    By TheUltimateTris

    (Characters and quotes are trademarked by SquareEnix. Are you smarter than a 5th grader trademarked by Jeff Foxworthy)

    Attention 000's; my name is Sho Minamimoto. (It’s x 2) tell you a tale of when I Decided 2 take a night out. I’ll tell it zetta quick cuz’ this is subtracting from my arts and crafts time.
    So, It was a slow day at the HQ and we were all zetta bored. So we decided to play a game, and after winning ‘Are you smarter than a 5th grader’ 48 times, I said
    “I can beat you Yoctograms 2 INFINITY!” So then Yodai said
    “You’re not a very good sport.”
    “Sportsmanship is garbage!” I replied “CRUNCH! I’ll add it to the heap!”
    “I’m hungry. Take me to a bar.” Said Yodai. So we went to Ramen Don.
    “Attention, all ramen raiding radians!” I said. “If you wish to remain intact, you’d better clear a way for us! Do the math!” I added. Then we noticed only two people were there and we made our way to the front and sat down.
    “Two beers and a bowl of ramen.” said Yodai. “What’ll you have?” he asked me.
    “Hm, I think I’ll go with that to, but just 1^10 beer, thanks.” We waited for a good 10 minutes for our beers to come.
    “What the factor took so long?” I questioned. I never got an answer. So we ate and drank for a while. We did order more beer and ramen.
    “There may not be an answer to this, too,” I sang.
    “Why the sky is blue, is the change in me all true?” Yodai sang.
    “Now that your next to me,” We sang together.
    “I have no fears and all I know is that I want to be with you!”
    “I like you *hic* Sho.” Yodai staggered a bit. “Your cool. *hic* I want to eat you!”
    “Your out of your *hic* your vector!” I ran out of Ramen Don and Yodai chased me, drooling. I needed to get out zetta fast. I found a car so I hot-wired it and drove as fast as I could. I must have swerved a bit, cuz the cops were chasing me now!
    “You’re zetta slow!” I yelled at them. Then they boxed me in and arrested me. I told them this tale.
    “So you see, I had to drive drunk.” I told them. Despite what I said, those radians still arrested me! So after like 3 factoring days, Megs finally came and bailed me out. So that’s my tale.

    Remember: any tree can drop an apple, I’ll drop the freaking moon.

    Minamimoto out digits!