• Guard Ch 10 (The Ninja Matchmaker is here!)

    Kai: "the one and only Ninja Matchmaker, Kai Tamaki, is here!"
    Girl: "Get off of Kazu-kun!"
    Kai: *?* Kazu-kun?" *Looks down* *!* He got off him and put his hands over his head. "Sorry, sorry, sorry!"
    Atsuki: *Anime eye twitch* "(Weirdo)"
    Later on....
    Kazu: "So, your the guy that knocked me out of my senses."
    Atsuki: "(You were out of your senses way before we met this guy.)" *Anime sigh*
    Kai: "Yeah. Sorry about that."
    Akuzo: (*Shotgun in hand*) "And..."
    Kai: "...and, sorry for making your ceiling fall in." "Please forgive me."
    Kazu: "Whatever."
    Girl: "Ak-kun, how are we going to run the shop if there's a hole in the ceiling?"
    Akuzo: "don't worry. I'll get someone to fix it." (*Death glare at Kai*)
    Kai: "Sorry." "Is there anything I can do?"
    Girl: "Hmm..." "Oh!" "Why don't you and Ak-kun fix it."
    Akuzo: "what?! Why me?!"
    Girl: Because if you help Kai the job will go by quicker."
    Akuzo: "But Orimi..."
    Orimi: "Please. For me Ak-kun."
    Akzuo: *Blush* "F-fine."
    Orimi: *Smile* "Now..." *Grabs Kazu's arm* "Let's go Kazu-kun!"
    Akuzo: *Lovwers head* "(Why do you want to be with him Orimi?)" *Anime tears*
    Atsuki: "Actually..." *Grabs Kazu's arm* "I thought that Kazu and I would go somewhere."
    Orimi: "Maybe we can both go somewhere with Kazu." *tightens grip*
    Atsuki: *Tightens grip* "Okay."
    Kazu: "Don't I get a say in this?"
    Atsuki: *Opens eyes* "Nope."
    Kazu: *Lowers head* "(Crap.)"
    Kai: sad Interesting. The performers have taken the stage, and it seems that the story has already reached a conflict.)" *Puts hands together* "(Kie release!)"
    Atsuki: *!* *Looks back* "(What was that?)"
    Kai: "(They should be able to find me now.)"
    Akuzo: "Kai."
    Kai: "Yes."
    Akuzo: He gave a hammer to Kai. "Let's get to work."
    Kai: "Right."
    Kun!?
    B Part...
    Kai: "So hot..."
    Akuzo: "Stop complaining." He was sitting ina flod out chair, reading a manga (FLCL), and had an electic fan pointed in his direction.
    Kai: "Could you lend me a hand?"
    Akuzo: "I'm not the one who broke through the ceiling."
    Kai: "R-right." *Anime blue lines///* (*Head down*) He picked up a board and started pounding a nail in it. :Hey, Akuzo." His voice sounded more firm.
    Akuzo: "Hunh?"
    Kai: "You like her, don't you?"
    Akzuo: *!* "What are you talking about?" *Sits up*
    Kai: "You can't hide it from me." "I'm Kai Tamaki, The Ninja Matchmaker!" (*Jiraiya Pose*)
    Akuzo: *Anime sweat* "(This guy's an idiot.)"
    Kai: "It's Orimi. Right?"
    Akzuo: *!?*
    Kai: He raised his hand with three fingers raised/extend out. "Firs, when she asked you to help fix the ceiling you didn't want to. But, when she asked you a cecond time you blushed and gave in." "Second, after that she decided to go somewhere with Kazu and you felt depressed." "Third, when your near her you heart rate increases."
    Akzuo: "H-how...?!"
    Kai: "Even though ninjas and matchmakers get completly different jobs, they both need to be able to see things that an average person usually wouldn't be able to pick up on."
    Akuzo: "..." (*His face was hidden under his hat*)
    Kai: *Grin* "Right?"
    Akuzo: "...Kai." "Your..." *Grips gun* "So cool!"
    Kai: *?* "His attitude comletly changed.)" "Th-thanks." *Rubbing back of head*
    Akzuo: "So, you can help me?"
    Kai: "Heh. Of course I can." *Anime finger pose* "I'm the Ninja Matchmaker agter all."
    Akzuo: "Awsome!" *Anime sparkle eyes*
    Kai: "*Sigh* (For some reason I don't feel cool anymore...)"
    Akuzo: "So, what do we do?"
    Kai: "Oh. Well... I have a test for you."
    Akuzo: "Ooh~"
    Kai: "I've sent two people to capture Orimi." "Your task is to stop them from doing so." "Understood."
    Akuzo: "Right!" He jumped off the roof and started running in the direction of Orimi.
    Kai: "*Phew* (Wonder if level two is too much." "..." *!* "(Crap! Now I have to fix the roof by myself!)" *Anime tears*
    Ninja Matchmaker~!
    Kazu: *Anime brow twitch* "(What the hell?)" "(How did I get myself into this?)"
    *: He (Kazu) was standing with a pile of clothes in his arms, while Orimi and Atsuki were fighting over some clothes.
    Atsuki: "Orimi, let go of the dress." She was smiling with an anime vein.
    Orimi: "No~ Why don't you let go of the dress." She tightend her gip on it.
    *:They shot eachother a death glare.
    Both: "Let go of the dress!"
    Large woman: "excuse me. May I take a look at that dress?"
    Both: "Back off!"
    Large Woman: *Death Glare* "What?" or "What did you say?"
    Orimi: "H-here you go." *Hands it to her* Atsuki: "hehe." *Anime sweat*
    Atsuki: "hehe." *Anime sweat*
    Large Woman: "Hmf." *Walks away*
    Both *Anime blue lines///*
    Kazu: "*Sigh* (How annoying.)" He turned to a window and just stared outside.
    Atsuki: *!* "Someone's coming."
    Kazu: *?* "What's that?" There was a dark figure falling from the sky.
    Figure1: "Headphone solo." A cord broke thourght the window and wrapped around Kazu's arms.
    Kazu: "what the hell!?"
    *: Someone broke through the window and kicked him in the chest. Everyone in the stroe started running outside.
    Atsuki: "Kazu" She ran to Kazu.
    Figure1: *Points at Atsuki* "Headphone Duet." A cord came out their sleewes.
    Atsuki: "Chi shield!" Her shield appeared, but the cord curved downward and wrapped around her legs.
    Orimi: "A-Atsuki..." "Ka-" *!?*
    *: A figure appeared in front of Orimi and grabbed her.
    Figure2: "(Let's go.)"
    Figure1: *Nods yes*
    Orimi: "Kazu!"
    *: The figures disappeared with Orimi, and the cords arounde Atsuki and Kazu unravled.
    Atsuki: "(I slipped up.)"
    Kazu: "Where'd they go?"
    Atsuki: "I don't know... Sorry."
    Kazu: Damn it." He jumped to his feet and took off his leg weights. (*He disappeared*)
    Atsuki: *!* "(He's fast...)"
    Somewhere else...
    Akuzo: "Oh my sweet Orimi. Don't worry, i'll save you~!"
    Back to Kazu...
    Kazu: "(Damn, where are they?)" He ran all over town looking for them. (*Took five minutes*) "Atg!!!" He ran up the side of a building. "where!?"
    Figure2: *Anime vein* "They can't find us..."
    Figure1: *Stands up* "I'll have to help them out a bit." *Turns to Orimi. "Headphone solo." A cord wrapped around her arms and they dangled her over a building.
    Orimi: "Ahh!!!"
    Akzuo/Kazu: *!* "(Orimi!)"
    *: They both rushed to the scream and met up.
    Both: "You!"
    Figure2: "Seesh, took you long enough."
    *: Both the figures jumped off a building and left Orimi dangling.
    Akuzo: "where's Orimi!?"
    Figure1: "look up."
    Akzuo: *!* "You b*****d..." "I'll kill you!" He charged at figure1. "Atgh!!!"
    Figure1: "Headphone duet." He wrapped up Akuzo's legs.
    Akuzo: "What the hell!?"
    Figure2: "Slamin'..." They raised their leg above their head.
    Akuzo: *!*
    Figure2: "Disco!" They slamned their leg down and dust flew in the air.
    Figure1: "Hm... (Maybe that was a little intense.)"
    Kazu: "Ahh!" He rushed at figure1.
    Figure1: *Points arm at Kazu* "Headphone solo."
    Kazu: "Hn?!" A cord wrapped around his arms.
    Figure1: Hmf, baka."
    Kazu: "Haa!: He tried kicking figure1 in the jaw, but they dodged.
    *: Kazu unleased an onslought/ barrage of swift kicks, all of them missing.
    Kazu: "(How are they dodging!?)"
    Figure1: "Maybe you aren't fast enough."
    Kazu: "Nh! (What?)"
    Kazu: "Hey, Kazu!"
    *: The dust finally sleared, showing that Akuzo blocked figure2's kick with his shotgun.
    Akuzo: "Get me out of this!"
    Kazu: "Oi, your still alive?"
    Akuzo: *Anime vein* "You b*****d!" *Pulls shotgun trigger*
    Figure1: *!* They leaped back dodge the shot. "Tsk (Close.)
    *: Kazu dodged and ran towards figure2.
    Figure2: *!* "(Crap!)" They steped back and ran towards Kazu.
    *: THey both started kicking eachother. Kazu tried tripping figure2 but they leapt in the air and came back down with a powerful kick. Kazu dodged and both of them blocked eachother with a side kick.
    Figure2: "Hey, your good."
    *They both jumped back. (*Figure2 disapeared.)
    Figure2: "But not better than me!" (*Behind Kazu*)
    Kazu: *!* They threw a stong kick downwardbut he turned around and blocked with his hands.
    Akuzo: "Damn it! I'm still stuck here!"
    Figure1: *Points at them all* "Release." The cord around Akuzo untangled.
    Akuzo: *?* "hey, I can walk now!: He saw figure1 and ran towards them. "You b*****d!" He started swinging his shotgun at them. "Ahh!"
    Figure1: *They were dodging (easily)* "(Baka, you should've saved the girl.)"
    Kazu: "*Pant*"
    Figure2: "Heh, tired already?" They started forcing their leg downward. "(Kai, what were you thinking? Level two is to much for these guys.)"
    Kazu: "Hn...!" Kazu was trying to push figure 2's leg off himself, but he already used most of his energy using his lower body. (*Running, kicking, blocking~) *!* "Damn it...!" "(I don't have time for this!)"
    Figure2: *!* "(W-what!?)" "He's pushing me back!)"
    Kazu: "Haa!" Energy started surging though Kazu's body. "(I have to save Orimi!)" He pushed hard anough to fling figure2 backwards, and broke the cord around his amrs. "(Now's my chance!)" He dashed in Orimi's direction.
    Figure2: "Nh! (Oh no your not!)" They gained their gooting and dashed after Kazu.
    *: They both ran up the side of the building where Orimi was.
    Figure1: "Hm?" They saw Kazu and figure2 running.
    Akuzo: "Don't get distracted!" He swung sideways, but figure1 blocked with their left arm and counter attacked with a swift jab in the side. "(Damn it, not again...)" He fell to the floor.
    Figure1: *Raises arm in air* "Headphone duet." A cord shot out of figure2's sleeve and flew in Kazu's direction
    (*Back to Kazu*)
    Kazu: "(Damn. They're catching up to me.)"
    Figure2: "Stop running already!" They reached into their pockets and threw out some shuriken (*Ninja stars*)
    Kazu: *!* "(Can't dodge it!)" Some shuriken hit him in the back. "Nh!" "(Have to keep going...)"
    Figure2: "Maybe that was a bit too much..." *Anime sweat*
    Kazu: "*Pant* (Can't stop...)"
    Figure2: "(Well, maybe not.)" "Oi! Stop running or-"
    *: The cord that Figure1 sent out wrapped around figure2's legs.
    Figure2: *!* "Crap~!" (*They were falling to the ground*)
    Kazu: "Hn...!" "Damn it!" He reached hehind and pulled the shuriken from his back.
    Figure2: *!?* Kazu threw the shuriken and they cut the cord around figure2's legs. They tried to gain their footing, but they were falling too fast. *(Crap!)"
    Figure1: "Stop yelling." They jumped up and grabbed Figure2. "It's kind of annoying." They landed on the ground and Figure2 jumped off.
    Figure2: "Oi, why'd you hit me with your headphones!?"
    Figure1: "Just remember what we're here for."
    Figure2: *!* "Y-yeah, yeah. I forgot." "Just got a little excited. Hehehe."
    Figure1: *Anime blue lines///* "Don't talk like that. You make us look bad/evil."
    Figure2: "Hehe." *Anime sweat*
    *: Kazu finally made it to the top of the building and was suprise at what was there.
    What, what!?
    Kazu: "Kai?"
    Kai: "Hey Kazu. How's your day been?" *Grin* "Meet any new people?"
    Kazu: *?* "What are you talking about?" (*Harsh tone*)
    Orimi: "*Yell* Kazu!"
    Kazu: *!* "(Orimi!)" He looked around and saw her dangling from a pole.
    *Kazu went to untie her, but then a kunai flew by him and cut the cord around her.
    Orimi: "Kazu~!" (*She was falling to the ground*)
    Kazu: *?!* "What?!" He glared at Kai for a second, then rand after Orimi.
    Kai: "Now, let's see who'll win her heart."
    WTF Kai!?
    Akuso: *Get's up from floor* "Damn, that hurt..." "Where'd that b*****d go!?"
    Orimi: "*Scream* Ahh~!"
    Akzuo: *!* "Oimi!" He saw her falling towards the ground. "Damn, I forgot about her." He started running in her direction. "(That's the reason this whole damn thing started!"
    Kazu: "(Damn Kai, what the hell was he doing?!" "(And who are those two...?)" *Shakes head* "(Why am I thinking? I have to save Orimi!)" His speed suddenly increased dramaticall.
    Akuso: "Damn, i'm not fast enough!) Ahh....!"
    Kazu: "(Why can't I reach her!? Ahh...!"
    Akuzo: *!* "(I got something!)" He jumped in the air and too out his shotgun. "Chi bullet!" The force of the shot sent him flying. "Haa!"
    Kazu: *!*
    *Akuzo caught Orimi and fell on his back.
    Kazu: "(Damn, I lost...)" (*He finally reached the ground*) "But..." "At least she's safe now."
    Akuzo: "What the hell is this!?"
    Kazu: *?* He went up to Akuzo and saw him holding onto a log.
    Log: "Ahh~! Help~!"
    Kai: "Hey~"
    Akuzo/Kazu: *!* Kazu's aura started to grow again and Akuzo gripped his gun.
    Kai: "What's up?"
    Akuzo: "You b*****d!" He was about to swing his shotgun at Kai, but Figure1 and 2 appeared in front of him.
    Kazu: "Where's Orimi?" *Clutches fist*
    Kai: "Calm down. She's fin." "But you know, you two are more skilled than I thought..." "Anyway, you both pass~"
    Akuzo/Kazu: *?*
    Kai: What? Forget already Akuzo?" "Your test to prove yourself to Orimi."
    Kazu: *Looks at Akuzo* "You knew about this?" *Anime vein and brow twitch*
    Akuzo: "Uh..." "Oh yeah, I forgot." *Anime head rub*
    Kazu: "..."
    Kai: "And these twoare the ones I mentioned earlier."
    *: Figure1 and 2 both threw off their cloaks (yes, they were wearing cloacks.)
    Figure1: "Akahiro Ikeda."
    Figure2: "And Aiko!"
    Akuzo: *Anime vein and brow twitch* "(A tomboy, and a punk covered in headphones!)" "...!"
    *: Kazu and Akuzo walked up to Kai.
    Aiko: "H-hey!"
    Akahiro: "They're ignoring us."
    Kazu: "Oi, Kai" (*He looked ticked off*)
    Kai: "Y-yeah." *Anime sweat*
    Kazu: "Why was I a part of you test...!?"
    Kai: "W-well..." *Anime chin scratch* "I thought we could recruit you as a ninja Matchmaker."
    Kazu: *Anime vein*
    Kai: "Hehe."
    *: Kazu kicked him down and started stompin on him.
    Kai: "Ahh~" I'm sorry, i'm sorry~!"
    Akuzo: He started kicking Kai too.
    Kai: "Agh~!" Why are you kicking me?!"
    Akuzo: "You made that fake Orimi only say Kazu's name!"
    Kai: "It was in her character!"
    Atsuki: "*Yelling* Hey, Kazu!" Where are you?" Atsuki was wandering around and noticed Aiko and Akahiro. "Excuse me." *Walks over to them* "Have you seen a guy with black and white hair anywhere?" They pointed out Kazu.
    Kai: "Someone help me already!"
    Atsuki: "..."
    Aiko: "The sad thing is that happens to him every mission." "But, it's worth it."
    Orimi: "Ak-kun~!"
    Akuzo: *!* "Orimi?"
    *: Akuzo turned around and saw Orimi waving to him.
    Akuzo: "Orimi!" *He ran up to her* "Are you okay?"
    Orimi: "Yeah..." (*She was looking at the floor*)
    Akuzo: *?* "Is something wrong?"
    Orimi: "N-no." "I just wanted to ask..." "Do you want to hang out a little?" *Blush*
    Akzuo: *Blush* "Y9yeah. Sure!" "(Heh, thanks Kai!)"
    *: She grabbed his hand and they went off somewhere.
    (*Back to Aiko, Atsuki, Akahiro*)
    Aiko: "You know, that Kazu guy is weird."
    Atsuki: "Yeah... he is."
    Aiko: Even though I was atacking him he saved me."
    Atsuki: "Really?"
    Aiko: "Yeah."
    AKahiro: "You lucky to know someone like that."
    Kai: Ahh~!"
    Kazu: "Shu up!"
    Atsuki: "(Lucky...)" "Heh, I guess I am." *Smile*
    Kai: Don't just leave! Help me~!"