-
Scene: Hallway at Forks Hospital
(Edward, Rosalie, and Carlisle are talking. Bella hears them and hides.)
Edward: What was I supposed to do, then? I had a real emergency.
Rosalie: You were supposed to stop the van so I could whine about it.
Edward: Well you still get have something to whine about and Bella is still going to be mad at me. So really it's a win-win for everyone...except me.
Carlisle: Why don't we take this to my office.
Rosalie: Why? She already knows everything.
Carlisle: Rosalie.
(The vamps look over at where Bella is hiding behind a very skinny tree. She akwardly waves at them as she gets out from behind it.)
Rosalie: Hey human.
Bella: Hey skank.
Carlisle: Rosalie, now.
(Carlisle grabs Rosalie's shoulder and leads her away. Edward walks over to Bella in slowmo.)
Bella: Where were you?
Edward: What are you talking about? I was standing right next to you, Bella.
Bella: No you weren't.
Edward: Yes I was.
Bella: No you weren't. And you were supposed to stop the van.
Edward: What?
Bella: Where were you?
Edward: I had to go to the bathroom. I mean, I was about to watch you become van bait.
(Bella punches Edward and walks away)
Scene: Cafeteria at Forks High School
(Bella is at the saled bar that was never in the book. Edward appears out of no where like a ghost...or something.)
Edward: Editable art...
(Bella drops an apple. Edward catches it on his foot and plays hacky sack with it for a few second.)
Bella: Your mood swings are giving me whiplash. I mean, you don't even say hi.
(Edward kicks the apple and it hits a student in the head.)
Edward: I say hi. I say it all the time.
Bella: Are you going to give me some answers?
Edward: I'd rather hear your theories.
Bella: I've considered heroine and Speed.
Edward: That's all your stuff. What if I'm not a drugy? What if I'm a superhero?
Bella: You're not. I know what you put off, but it's a lie...like a mask.
(Edward is wearing a Batman mask)
Scene: La Push beach
(Jessica, Mike, and Eric are getting ready to surf. Bella and Angela sits in a different, mysterious van. Jacob and his friends suddenly show up.)
Jacob: Bella.
Bella: Hi, Jacob. Guys this is Jacob.
(Jacob sits down next to Bella and sits on a cat's tail. It hisses as it runs off.)
Jessica: You guys can keep Bella company since her date was a no show.
Eric: What date?
Jessica: She invited Edward.
Bella: No I didn't.
Sam: Good. The Cullens are freaks.
Bella: You know them, huh?
Sam: (in a panic) No.
Scene-Dark street in Fort Angeles
(Bella walks alone in a dark street. Four guys appear out of no where. Bella starts to panic as they get closer to her.)
Bella: RAPE!
(Bella flips the b***h switch and beats up all of the guys. Edward then appears with an icecream cone. Bella just looks at him confused.)
Bella: What are you doing?
Edward: What? I was hungry.
(Bella rolls her eyes and walks away)
Edward: A guy's gotta eat sometime!
Scene: Outside of Forks High School
(Bella stands in a daze. Everyone walks around her with no where to go. Edward then walks into Bella's view. She looks at him then walks past him, right into the forest. Edward waits a second before following her. Everyone just keeps on walking around, like it's not wierd for them to just walk off into the forest durring school.)
-
Title:
Flashlight (part four)
-
Artist:
BrOkEnXrObOt
-
Description:
Part four of the twilight spoof...out of nine
-
Date:
12/13/2009
-
Tags:
flashlight
part
-
Report Post
What would it be like growi...
This is Chapter 15 of my an...
srry about the title
i did...
It is story depicting the ...
HORROR: A serial killer sta...
story about a man and his d...
What better way to spend Ha...