• Scene:Outside of Charlie's house
    (Bella is washing her truck in the driveway. Edward jumps into the bed of the truck. When he jumps to the ground he slips. He quickly jumps back up.)
    Bella: Could you act human? I mean, I've got neighbors.
    Edward: I'm going to take you to my place tomorrow.
    (Edward grabs the dented fender. He grunts as he pulls on it. He quickly stops trying, out of breath again.)
    Bella: Wait, like, with your family?
    Edward: What are you, chicken?
    (Edward starts making chicken noises an movements. He goes a little too far into the street and gets hit by Billy's truck.)

    Scene:The Cullen's house
    (Edward opens the front door for Bella. Rosalie is just inside, waiting for them. She glares at Bella as she enters.)
    Rosalie: Nice of you to bring dinner home for once.
    (Esme and Carlise then appear.)Esme: Rosalie, play nice.
    Rosalie: I am playing nice.
    (Emmett then walks in and stands next to Rosalie. Alice and Jasper then appear too. Alice walks over to Bella and hugs her.)
    Alice: You do smell good.
    Edward: Alice.
    Emmett: (looking at his fake watch) Is it time for dinner yet?
    Carlisle: (in fury) Emmett!
    Rosalie: (with anger) Jasper.
    Esme: (confused) Edward?
    Jasper: (in pain) Carlise.
    Alice: (frusterated) Rosalie.
    Bella: Bella!
    (Everyone looks at Bella confused. Bella's eyes get real big.)
    Bella: Sorry. I just felt left out.

    Scene:Edward's room
    (Edward and Bella stands just outside the door.)
    Edward: Yeah, this is my room.
    Bella: I know.
    Edward: You do? How? Do you read minds too?
    Bella: You're name is one the door and I read the book.
    Edward: Oh...of course.
    (Bella walks into the room and goes straight for Edward's music collection. Edward follows her.)
    Bella: (pointing at the music) Is this it?
    Edward: What? That's a lot of music.
    Bella: You've been alive a hundred years. You should have more music than this.
    (Bella presses play on the player. Loud techno screeches out of the speakers. Bella covers her eatrs and clinches her teeth. Edward quickly reacts and turns it down.)
    Bella: Loud enough for you?!
    Edward: Sorry. That would be Jasper's doing.
    Bella: What?!
    (Edward changes the song to a more classical one. He then grabs Bella's hand and starts to dance with her. He spins her around and they suddenly appear in an empty ballroom. They are even all dressed up in formal wear. The two of them start to tango.)
    Bella: Hey!
    (Edward snaps out of his daydream and back to reality.)
    Edward: What is it?
    Bella: I can't dance.
    Edward: Well, I could always make you.
    (Edward imagines Bella in a monkey costume and jumping around like one.)
    Edward: Dance monkey, dance!
    (Edward then snaps back to reality again.)
    Bella: I'm not scared of you.
    Edward: Well, you really shouldn't have said that.
    (Edward grabs Bella and swings her over his back. He jumps out the open door, aiming for the closest tree. He hits the tree too hard and falls to the ground, landing on top of Bella.)
    Bella: (muffled) Get off of me, you fat cow.
    Edward: Sorry.

    Scene: The top of the trees
    (Bella and Edward sits at the top of a tree.)
    Edward: What?
    Bella: This isn't real. This kind of stuff just doesn't exist.
    Edward: It does in my world.
    Bella: We're in the same world, idiot.
    (Bella goes to slap Edward. Instead, she slips and falls out of the tree. Luckly Jacob was down there and caught her in his arms.)
    Bella: Jacob? What are you doing here?
    Jacob: My dad paid me to come talk to you. Twenty bucks.
    Bella: Um...that's not suppose to come till later.
    Jacob: Oh...never mind.
    (Jacob drops Bella and walks away.)

    Scene: Bella's bedroom
    (Bella sits on her bed, talking to Renee on her phone.)
    Renee: You'd like Jacksonville, baby.
    Bella: Yeah? I'm really liking Forks.
    Renee: What?
    Bella: Forks is growing on me.
    Renee: Could a guy have anything to do with it?
    Bella: Well, yeah.
    Renee: I knew it. Tell me everything.
    (Bella then sees Edward sitting on the end of her bed.)
    Bella: Mom, can we talk later?
    Renee: Come on, we gotta...
    (Bella quickly hangs up the phone and drops it to the ground. She then moves closer to Edward.)
    Bella: How did you get in here?
    Edward: The window.
    Bella: Do you do that a lot?
    Edward: Well, just the past couple months.
    Bella: Don't you mean weeks?
    Edward: What-ev. (as he rolls his eyes)
    Bella: That's still creepy.
    Edward: I always want to try one thing. Just stay very still.
    (Edward leans closer to Bella)
    Edward: Don't move.
    Bella: I'm not.
    Edward: I mean it.
    Bella: Okay.
    (They are about to kiss when Bella sneezes all over Edward. Edward then tackles her to the ground. Edward is the one who ends up screaming.)
    Edward: Ow! My eyes!
    Bella: My bad. I guess pepperspray does work on vampires.