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    A short story about bears

    Bear cubs: Hahahaha!! One more time! Please?

    The two baby bears chuckled to their mother. The mom smiled.

    Mom: Okay, one more time then you have to go to bed.

    She held up two human skulls in her paws and used their jaws like puppets. She moved them like they were talking and did the voices for them.

    One skull puppet: Gee Gorge, idunno... I think there might be bears in that cave!
    Other skull puppet: Lets go find out, Bob!

    Halloween

    Wife: Okay, the kids are all ready to go!.......Aw honey, don't tell me your going as a hobo again!
    Husband: .......Going where?