• One day Chuck Norris was walking down the street, trying to lick his elbow, then he looked up and saw people trying to build a house and in his head he said "This is gunna be funny".
    He ran home, called 1 of the people building and said "I'm looking for 'Ima Homo'". The worker screamed " LOOKING FOR IMA HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 1 of the other workers started laughing and the guy said it again. Chuck Norris came back and said "Can i borrow your wallet?" the worker said yah. Came back 2 days later and Chuck said "What's in your wallet!" The worker said "nothing". Chuck ran home and got his 2 buds (said in part 2)
    "Lets go guys" they went and to make up to the workers they bought them ice-cream and cam over and said "heres your ice cream" they said finally 1 good deed by YOU. Chuck got mad and SPLAT in the face of a worker. "OMFG its 22'F out" Workers ran after them and Chuck and bros put traps and 5/6 of the workers fell in to they yard FILLED WITH DOG POOP!!!!!!!They screamed "you rotten kids!" and Chuck screamed"You rotten homo"! The 1 worker came and said "get your a** over there!" They did and the worker that is actually alive told them to say "sorry" Chuck and bros did and then they go pissed, kicked them and ran. Then they decided to go home and the workers got back at them.