• Daniel:"I was like, baby, baby, baby nooooo, baby, baby, baby nooooo, ba-"
    Me:*enters from door opposite Daniel's back* "WHAT THE ******** ARE YOU DOING!?"
    Daniel:"I'm Justin Bieber's #1 fan!"
    Me:"Well you look like you got ******** up the a** by a thirteen year old boy."
    Daniel:"Hooray for butt-sex!"
    Me:"SHUT THE ******** UP! Justin Bieber is for ten year-old girls, you're a twenty-one year-old college student and, LOOK AT YOURSELF!"
    Daniel:"You're just jealous." *holds up pen hanging around his neck*
    Me:"What is that!?"
    Daniel:"It's my Bieber party pen." *pen flashes rainbow sequence as he bobs his head*
    Me:"ENOUGH! In the past I used to be a hypnotist, mostly for cats and dogs, but I believe we'll have to take you under to get this over with."
    Daniel:"Just accept my love for Justin Bieber!"
    Me:"NEVAH! TO THE COUCH!"