• Jashin was NOT happy with Konoha. The wind howled and tore at the tree limbs, everyone had gone inside, and the sky was filling up with yellow and purple clouds like old bruises. The Village Hidden in the Leaves was about to experience one of the most brutal storms in written history.
    Meanwhile, Dango was picking flowers in a meadow just outside Konoha's gates, which was surrounded by tall trees that had a high chance of being struck by lightning.(You get her IQ level, eh? :3)
    "What a beautiful bouquet I'm going to make for Kakashi-sama!" she sang as she ran around, pulling flowers from the ground. A peony for healing, daffodils for respect, and a crysantheum for the centerpiece. She placed her bundle of flowers in her basket and started singing as she took out some twine to tie around the stems.
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    Sasori examined his cracked arm in vague interest while Deidara tried in vain to move his arm. "We need to get back to Konan, Sasori-danna, hmm?" said Deidara. He waved his useless left arm around with his other hand. The tongue in his left hand's mouth flopped around lifelessly. Sasori looked up from his arm and nodded. "Or kidnap some wandering medic-nin." "Who would be out in the woods right before a thunderstorm, un?" Deidara pointed to the sky. Sasori sighed and donned his hat. The bell tinkled faintly. "We'll just have to find some shelter and--" "Shh. I hear someone singing."
    They strained their ears and heard a faint voice, distinctly female.
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    "Lullay, lullay." Dango hummed under her breath. She stopped when she heard two male voices in the wind. "I hear someone singing." The two cat ears perched on Dango's head twitched. She held the handle of her basket in her mouth and got down on all fours, suddenly turning into a HUMONGOUS black cat (really random, I know, but it's one of her powers. Deal with it!). Her back legs coiled like springs. Suddenly, she launched out through the trees, landing right in front of a red-haired man and a blonde man.
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    "Really, how could things get worse? We're about half a mile from Konoha, we're lost in a forest, and it's starting to hurricane, un." Deidara turned to Sasori as he ranted. "I mean, our luck cannot get any worse."
    And then it got worse.
    A black panther (no, it couldn't be a panther, it was WAY too big) suddenly jumped in front of them. It opened its mouth, dropping the basket of flowers it was carrying(WTF?), and pulled its upper lip over its teeth, like it was about to roar. Sasori turned to Deidara. "Next time, keep your mouth shut." They waited for the deafening roar to erupt from the beast's throat.
    "Meow."

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    "WTF?" they said at the same time. Suddenly, the cat shrank and turned into a girl in crouch position. She straightened up and smiled. "Hi, I'm Dango!"
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