• CHAPTER 6: Omar's Story

    tab Meanwhile, at Mexico, Omar makes his journey to find Poncho. Omar was abandoned by Poncho in their attempts to escape THE ENFORCER. He was launched back across the border, after trying to make it to America. Having no sense of direction, Poncho got lost and ended up in Singapore. “Poncho, where are you?” Omar calls out everyday, hoping to find his colleague. He then realizes that Poncho probably made it to America without him, working at a Doughnut shop for 4,941,337 pesos a month (2 Dollars, US). Omar begins his journey to find Poncho, with scolding him to death with fiery rage on his mind.

    tab Upon leaving his hometown a second time, he remembers how prepared him and Poncho and were. They set off to St. Rixxa, the city of hope for people who try to escape, as it has an under ground passageway to America’s border. Once they got there they had bought many things for their journey, but it turns out the hole was tiny, so they sold it at a pawn shop for 20,000,000 pesos (about 10 dollars, US).

    tab When Omar went to St. Rixxa the second time, he returned to the Pawn shop, bought everything back that he sold for 20,000,000 pesos (contrary to the previous statement, it’s actually worth about 1.6 cents, US). This time, instead of the trying the secret passageway, which caved in during their last attempt, Omar directly made his journey towards the border. It turns out, all the materials that were used consisted of Chia-Pets, which proved useless. Omar thought to himself That was such a waste of my 20,000,000 pesos! I could have bought a doughnut with that in America! Omar traveled a day and a night, another day and a night, and eventually, he found some clues as of the location of Poncho. He met a koala with an afro named Ohm, who was the real creator of Ohm’s law, but The other guy came in and stole it, along with his bike and his Shrinky-Dink machine.

    tab Ohm told Omar that Poncho was last seen in Singapore, and Omar could try flying there via Hang-glider. So Omar set off to find the closest Hang-Glider rental store, and rented a Hang-glider for 10 pesos (virtually worth nothing, but due to current economy changes it is now worth about 5,632,455 Dollars US) Omar set course to Singapore, but had some troubles along the way. He was flying through a highway, and almost hit a truck. Then he lost balance and landed in a local zoo, where he was attacked by monkeys that were wearing cowboy hats. Will Omar ever meet up with Poncho? Omar anticipates his heart warming reunion with his colleague, and continues with his hang-gliding, while being pursued by the monkeys, who were also equipped with hang-gliders.