• There once was a kid who had homework.
    His homework was to learn the first four letters of the alphabet.
    So, he asks his sister, "What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
    She was talking on her phone to a friend, so she said, "Shut up."
    "Thank you." And on to his mother he went for the second letter.
    His mother was washing the dishes and listening to her iPod.
    "What's the second letter of the alphabet?" he asks.
    "Uh-hunh uh hunh I like it," his mother sings.
    "Thank you." And on he went to his little brother.
    Now, the kid is only in kindergarten, so he has poor judgment.
    "What's the third letter of the alphabet?" he asks.
    "Dananana Superman!!!!" his brother cried out, playing in his room.
    "Thank you," and off he went to his father.
    His father was in the jingle business, and he had a recent jingle in his head.
    "What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?' the kid asks.
    "Dead frog in the road." his father sang.
    "Thank you" and off he went to bed.
    The next day at school, his teacher asked him for the first letter.
    "Shut up."
    The teacher was angered, and said "Would you like to go to the principal's office?"
    "Uh-hunh uh hunh I like it," he said, and he was sent to the principal's office.
    "Who do you think you are?" The principal said.
    "Dananana Superman!!" The kid said.
    "And who am I?" asked the principal.
    "Dead frog in the road." The kid replied.