• THIS STORY IS NOT TRUE!
    One day some old lady came up to me and said "You suck little boy my son is 4 years old and he looks better than you!" So I went walking to school on that very same day and as soon as I got to the pull up rails I decided to do Yo Mamma Joke Contest so I invited a bunch of people. The first section we were starting on was Yo Mamma So Old jokes. Then It was my turn to say and I said, " Yo Mamma So Old when we told her to act her own age, she died. I said like 5 Yo Mamma Jokes to him. I'll tell you them right down there.


    Yo Mamma so old she had a yearbook and her picture was 2 pics away from Jesus.

    Yo mama so old she sat next to Jesus in the third grade.

    Well I forgot the other ones...

    Then we started on Yo Mamma so Fat jokes and I said, " Yo Mamma so Fat I had to take 3 Taxi's, 2 Trains and 5 buses to get to the other side.
    Yo Mamma so fat when she went to the movie theater when she sat down she sat next to everybody. Yo Mamma so fat when she wore a yellow rain coat people started calling her taxi!

    Finally we started on Yo Mamma So Ugly jokes. This is what I said, " Yo Mamma So ugly as soon as she stepped everybody in the store died. Even the things in the store died. Yo Mamma So Ugly the world exploded. Yo Mamma so ugly the Statue of Liberty didn't show respect to yo mamma and the Statue Put the mid finga at her!

    AND THAT IS THE END.XD SO FUNNY!!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol