• "Aw... great. Not you with your stupid jokes again." I always have hated the jokes my friend Jake made. It not only embarrassed himself, but it also annoyed the hell out of everyone. "ALL TOASTERS, TOAST TOAST!" That was his new catch phrase of the day. That catch phrase will probably last 3 days until the week ends.

    One day while me, Jake, and a group of other friends were talking about some random subjects, Jake deciding to pull up a "That's what she said" joke. Apparently, one of my friends had NO clue about what that meant. Jake said, "Whenever you say 'That's what she said' it makes things less negative, hard, and all the tension goes away." After he explained it, everyone started saying "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID." "Oh boy.." I thought to myself. Now it's 10x the stupid.

    Few days later, there was this test. With all the moaning and groaning, I expected that everyone either had a bad stomach ache or didn't study. I guessed didn't study. I was right. I win. "Oh man, this will be hard" and "Great, now I'm stressed" were the things fellow students said when they were handed the tests. I was waiting for someone to say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!," but apparently no one said it. So I took up the opportunity of saying it.
    "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!," I yelled loudly. Next day, I got a detention. The only positive thing about it is that everyone was laughing and felt better. I never regretted that day.